Shatner's Toupee

This occurs when you're taking a dump and you scratch your balls and the loose pubes fall out over your shit

Hey, did you see Bill Cosby? He was wearing William Shatner's Toupee.

by Sandy Highman, PHD July 22, 2011

topdeck

When a man and women of different colours have sex

You sir, are a topdeck!

by LaRgO April 25, 2005

topper

A topper is the final act of pleasure when administering a hand job. It involves striking the tip of the penis with the palm of the hand, just before climax. A topper usually requires great force, and may be accompanied by a loud, "Booyah!" or "Jingle Jangle." Variations on the topper include slicing or circular motions.

"Baby, can I get a topper with that HJ?"

by Urjustshy December 9, 2008

topless espresso

An espresso ordered to-go without the protective lid. This is generally regarded as a very eco-friendly maneuver. Rationally, the likelihood of an espresso shot spilling while on-the-go is quite low given the amount of liquid involved compared to the height of the cup. Stated more directly, one has to be rather challenged to spill an espresso.

I don't normally order coffee, but when I do, I ask for "a topless espresso."

by KeepItCoolYo August 10, 2010

Topher

Someone who always finds an excuse to not hang out with his friends

Wow that guy is such a topher

by Beans123456 July 21, 2019

Go Topless

To put the top down on a vehicle.

It was the first nice day of the week, so Jim decided to go topless on his way to work.

When the weather gets above 70 degrees, many locals decide to go topless.

by Emmaleigh_04 March 31, 2010

Topper

A poster on www.canuckscentral.com who likes to insert his penis in his partner's anus during homosexual intercourse ....

Topper likes to stick his penis in Strangelove's anus ...

by grandmasterbatord May 3, 2008