toilet tinder

The act of playing the ever-popular Tinder picture swiping game while on toilet. Clearly, one of the best times to play Tinder. Swipe, then wipe.

Damn, these hemorrhoids! I've been playing Toilet Tinder far too long tonight!!

by mindfkr December 12, 2014

Toilet toddlers

The act of jacking off into the toilet.

After a dry run at the bar, and a long stiff ride home, I had to deposit some toilet toddlers.

by McGtrell July 3, 2015

toilet squatter

ava (Keiper)

look at that ava man, what a toilet squatter.

by rattyiggle April 22, 2020

toilet slop

Toilet Slop (n.) : The mixture of contents in your toilet especially after a lengthy time of using the restroom.

Her boyfriend's penis tasted like toilet slop after he took a shit.

by Martin Mystery July 28, 2007

Toilet Cloggers

Super huge tits.

Nick : Did you see that girl’s tits?
Dan : Yeah. Fucking toilet cloggers.

by The_Streets October 12, 2017

toilet praying

When you've drunk too much and eaten you occasionally find yourself puking on your knees in front of a toilet. The position suggests that you're praying to the toilet, i.e. toilet praying

Dude I wrote all my exams yesterday and went to a grand party. The next day i was toilet praying all morning long!

by Swissmiz October 29, 2010

Toilet joint

A "toilet joint" is a joint like poker made of toilet paper to poke off dingle berries. It can be made with two to four sheets of toilet paper (depending on thickness) and is rolled along the thigh to roll it up.

Guy 1: Yo, when I took a dump, I rolled a toilet joint and got rid of a massive dingle berry just hanging there
Guy 2: I didn't need to know that but cool... I guess

by Souls_fan April 4, 2023