Craig is the kind of guy you know you can get drunk with. But he has a mean funny streak, and you know if you cross him. Most of the time is a Teddy bear, and a bottom.
by King spud the first January 1, 2023

having a craigs-book doesn't prevent you from getting married. i even know a life-long bachelor who would keep a craigs-book as a trophy.
by Sexydimma December 30, 2014

by What’saberga January 29, 2021

Craig, he’s a big stroking nonce, who really likes the smell of mouldy cheese and pickled onions. Craig also tends to be shit at cutting hair unless especially skin fades.
by Ostrich man November 22, 2021

A 9 year old boy in a cartoon movie named South Park, wears blue and constantly holds up the middle finger towards the principled
Mr Mackey: Hey Craig, why do you always get sent to the principle office MKAY?!
Craig: Holds up middle finger
Mr mackey: Did you just do that to me Mkay?
Craig: Holds up middle finger
Mr mackey: Did you just do that to me Mkay?
by gayrodger69696969 April 6, 2023

A person who is funny and beaks everyone’s ankles and never misses a shot in basketball and steamrolls kids in rugby
by Chicken Mann August 16, 2020

by PoliticallyCorrect May 29, 2022
