Craig

Craig is the kind of guy you know you can get drunk with. But he has a mean funny streak, and you know if you cross him. Most of the time is a Teddy bear, and a bottom.

Hey who's the dude you got hammered with who protected you from the others?
Oh that's craig

by King spud the first January 1, 2023

craigs-book

a little black book/notebook containing the address/phone of every craigs-hook you have ever had

having a craigs-book doesn't prevent you from getting married. i even know a life-long bachelor who would keep a craigs-book as a trophy.

by Sexydimma December 30, 2014

Craig

A Craig is someone who is from Nuevo Laredo, but claims to be from Monterey.

Stop being such a Craig

by What’saberga January 29, 2021

Craig

Craig, he’s a big stroking nonce, who really likes the smell of mouldy cheese and pickled onions. Craig also tends to be shit at cutting hair unless especially skin fades.

Wow, craig, what a fucking tosser

by Ostrich man November 22, 2021

Craig

A 9 year old boy in a cartoon movie named South Park, wears blue and constantly holds up the middle finger towards the principled

Mr Mackey: Hey Craig, why do you always get sent to the principle office MKAY?!
Craig: Holds up middle finger
Mr mackey: Did you just do that to me Mkay?

by gayrodger69696969 April 6, 2023

Craig mann

A person who is funny and beaks everyone’s ankles and never misses a shot in basketball and steamrolls kids in rugby

Your a Craig mann

by Chicken Mann August 16, 2020

craig duffy

To wank one’s biological father off.

Hey dad, you look stressed. Could I Craig Duffy you?

by PoliticallyCorrect May 29, 2022