Floppy man ranch

This term describes a man or tranny with a small soft dick. Another man pours ranch dressing on it and sucks the dick till he has a boner if he does not get the ranch dressing off before the man has a boner, he will get gangbanged by four other guys.

Hey bro what's up? You look super tired! "Just got done getting gangbanged by some Mexicans because I suck at the floppy man ranch challenge."

by Čârtêr August 31, 2014

ranch ranch

Form of drug where Jolly Ranchers are laced with LSD or Acid. Typically made by college students and used at raves.

That girl got fucked up on ranch ranch last night!

by Poopdollar May 15, 2014

Ranched

To fuck someone over by intentionally getting ranch on their clothes.

Man, did you see how James ranched Robert the other day?

by UnfortunatelyRanched March 7, 2022

ranch roast

When a group of black people make fun of a white person

Bro Timmy just got ranch roasted by those dudes

by Pintsizetaco December 27, 2017

Ranch it down

The act of using an immense amount of ranch to make your food taste better and/or less spicy.

"Damn baby your chicken is too spicy, maybe you should ranch it down."

by hungryhippos May 31, 2015

ranch kid

Someone who eats ranch with literally anything and everything. Typically eats pizza by folding it and then dipping it into a giant cup of ranch.

The ranch kid couldn't eat his pizza with 3 cups of ranch.

by Ranch Kid December 18, 2022

ranch fr

Nah fr nah fr nah fr? Oh Kay?

Don’t u mean a mockery? Ranch fr?

by typegabe March 26, 2024