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cum flop

cumflop is when u cum and ur dick hits ur belly and ur cum flops and shoots u in the eye.
last night my cum hit my in the eye, this is called a cum flop.

simon: mark what happened to your eye, did your wife give you pink eye again...
mark: no actually my wife sucked me off and i came my dick hit my belly my cum hit my eye...
simon: well mark, that is called a cumflop.
by cumflop_salami_sandwich August 30, 2018
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Friday Flop

The Friday Flop is like the finale of a bad reality TV show. You've made it through the week, but now you're drained and your brain is checked out. It's as if your neurons have started planning their weekend activities, and you're left with little motivation to do any work. So, you end up flopping around like a fish out of water, hoping for the sweet release of the weekend.
Example 1.

Kim: Is Amanda okay today? She hasn't gotten back to me yet.
Gina: Yeah she's okay, she's just experiencing a severe case of the Friday Flops

Example 2.

Amanda: You seem off today, what's happening?
Gina: It's Friday Flop, my brain just feels like it's on strike. Send help -
by PBURGERS2013 April 21, 2023
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burp-and-flop

When you burp as you belly flop off of a diving board
That was an amazing burp-and-flop you just did into that pool!
by Mjhiccup September 1, 2018
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Crop or Flop

Crop or flop forever! used in floptok only.๐Ÿคช๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ’…
CROP OR FLOP FOREVER SIS๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคช๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿ’…
by girl YES! March 26, 2023
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Carolina flop

When you get a running start from one side of the room and have a man on his back naked on the other side and you run forward and jump and land in the splits on his dick
Damn this girl crazy. She Carolina flopped me
by A$$claps4jesu$ March 4, 2018
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Flop month

This takes place on July where we appreciate all the flops and Millie Bobby brown
Y/n:ITS FLOP MONTH
You:Iโ€™m in my flop era ๐Ÿ˜œ
by PackingpamdasFlop July 2, 2022
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flip flops

Flip flops are by far the most annoying shoes on he planet. When you walk up or down the stairs they sound like a bullet being shot. Also if they break there's no way to put them back together.
Flip flops stop being floppy and annoying!!!!!!!
by THE O SO GREAT NERD February 21, 2019
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