Wisconsin Frog Hopper

Where you and another person interlock feet and proceed to butt fuck each other.

Max: hey Stephon, since we are Gaylords, want to do a Wisconsin Frog Hopper?
Stephon: hell yeah

by HankerWanker October 21, 2025

Wisconsin Tootsie Roll

Where an Asian man puts his penis in cheese

Chen got drunk and did a Wisconsin Tootsie Roll.

by PunchMunch August 13, 2024

Wisconsin shuffle

When you dance nude with a your cousin without consent.

During preschool I did the Wisconsin shuffle with my sister.

by im_wubstep March 18, 2015

Wisconsin Hair Conditioning

When you ejaculate on the back of a woman's head, directly aiming the spunk at her hair.

You ever give a girl a Wisconsin Hair Conditioning, they sure do love it, does wonders for the curls!

by STompy rompy March 29, 2025

Wisconsin quesadilla

A piece of cheese that’s been microwaved for 30 seconds.

I had a Wisconsin quesadilla for lunch today, so my therapist prescribed me antipsychotics.

by tcrabboy April 4, 2021

Wisconsin Ranch Hand

When a girl gives you a handjob with ranch dressing.

We use ranch dressing for two things in the Midwest. Cheese curds, and a Wisconsin ranch hand.

by Cheesehead McGubbins January 21, 2022

Wisconsin Low-Five

When you're having anal sex with a girl, and stick your testicles in her vagina, while your penis is still in her butthole.

Bro, I was hitting that bitch from the back yesterday and I gave her a Wisconsin low-five. She vigorously came all over my bed sheets!

by Liquardius Bartholomew Abrahm October 29, 2020