Poo trap

To be stuck in a long conversation that you cannot escape.

Look at Mark over there, he is stuck in a poo trap!

by poonephew October 13, 2018

Poo Bees

A chronic medical condition commonly associated with an angry swarm of bees nestled in your anal cavity. In the case of defecation, the poo bees will hover around your feces until properly disposed of.

"Well Jimmy, looks like you've got yourself a case of the poo bees."
"....I'm so sorry...."

by Poobee trainer December 19, 2012

flip a poo

taking a dump so hard and so fast it flies out of your butt and flips in the air. Can also be triggered in times of great fear.

oh god, the last scene from paranormal activity made me flip a poo.

by zombie_66 January 13, 2010

Poo Lasagne

Usually found in college/university student accommodation.

Occurs when the owner of the poo can't be bothered to flush, and simply places layers of toilet paper over the top. And then the next person does the same. And the next, and the next...

Hopefully someone will flush the damn thing before it hits the ceiling.

"Jesus christ, there's a six-foot poo lasagne in there!"

by Pupu October 7, 2005

peek-a-poo

when a person walks into a public restroom looking for an empty stall; they peer through the crack of the stall looking for and empty toilet. The awkward embarrassing eye contact that the person inside and outside the stall make with each other is called peek-a-poo.

I was kind of embarrassed when I got peek-a-pood by a stranger in the public bathroom earlier today.

by jc bro May 7, 2011

Poo Poo Head

The #1 MOST insulting insult. Has the potential to make your opponent commit suicide.

Bob: ur gay lol
Frank: well you’re a poo poo head

by Ymydadhittingmymomlol September 21, 2019

Farty Poo

When one sits on the toilet with an exceedingly uncomfortable sensation in their bowels expecting to release a large amount of excrement, but instead only releases a trumpeting blast of gas lasting for ten or more seconds

I thought I was going to crap out a soccer ball but instead I disturbed the restuarant with a fog horn sounding farty poo that lasted for at least 15 seconds.

Upon exiting the restroom I was greated with uproarious applause.

by Golden AKA ItsGotPooOnIt December 17, 2008