Nelson

Oh look.
It’s a wild nelson.
Look out! Its gonna trample you
by Drippydrub February 20, 2020
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Nelson

A universal term to describe the messer of a man
Got head gasket gone ! Fuck of Nelson you messer. Or Mk1 in my nans garage fuck off you messer
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Nelson

Universal term for someone who is a messer of the highest order.
Got a head gasket gone again ! Fuck of Nelson you messer
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Nelson

Probably only good in one thing; poetry and that is his whole personality. He kinda forgets that the whole world revolves around him. It's hard to choose whether to lable him as a decent, nice guy or a huge asshole.
"Oh my God! Is that a stab wound?! That looks serious, do you need help?"
"Nah. It's just Nelson being Nelson."
"Okay... So that's a no?"
by whataloadofhooey:smirk: July 28, 2021
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Nelson

An ASSHOLE(?) very sweet, humble, romantic guy who cares for others and helps everyone. He is very successful, educated, handsome, and hardworking, he is a great person to spend time with and be with. Very trustworthy and lovable. Someone who wont let you down and tries to make everyday of your life the greatest.
Meeting Nelson was the best thing that could ever happen to me.
Nelson the type of guy who read the bible

“Treat her like a queen and you shall be left on seen7:14
"Treat her like dirt and you won't get hurt" 21:21

She belongs to the streets
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Me-“ I don’t want to pt tomorrow”
Nelson-“ come on don’t be a shit bag pt is fun
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A nice cool guy who can get with the girls but prefers to relax and wait for them to come to him. He is equipped with a long huge dick that ladies love. He is a cool guy to be around. Don't let your girl near Nelson,he can turn her into his hoe
Girl:Mom!!!! I had sex with Nelson last night..his huge dick was inside me
Mom:OMG!!!! Can I see??
by Hanadori January 03, 2022
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