Lincoln Tissue Bookmark

When you go to Barnes and Nobles and pay 5 dollars for a bookmark of a fake dollar bill or some other sheit when you could have just used the 5 dollar bill as a bookmark! commonsense !

Liz: Imma go get me a bookmark from BNB with these Lincoln tissue bookmark.
Moe: Why not just use the Lincoln tissue as a bookmark?
Liz: omg, duh! that just blew my mind.

by lizdawiz January 31, 2019

lincoln north star

The best school in Nebraska and least ghetto
Mostly full of white people

Lincoln North Star is a cool place

by Big penis gang September 23, 2021

Lincoln-Way Central

A building in New Lenox Illinois, who call themselves a school but they really just protect pedofiles and harass the average students.

L-Traz is protecting Anthony Harris but is harassing Gaper. Lincoln-way central.

by #babyscina May 22, 2023

lincoln navigator

Piece of shit. 💩

Steve: hey what do you drive?
Micheal: I drive a Lincoln navigator!!!
Steve: O, so you drive a piece of shit. 💩

by babylon315 January 10, 2017

Grahm Lincoln Grant

The most important person on earth, without him the world would end.

Oh my God Grahm Lincoln grant is so cool

by dumass69 October 7, 2011

Abe Lincoln Stinkin'

The act of putting 1 dollar worth of pennies in a woman's asshole and banging her until climax. Then, forcing her to fart. However many pennies come out after the initial fart, is how much you spend on her dinner that night.

Oh damn, Chris really treated his girlfriend to the dollar menu last night after giving her the Abe Lincoln Stinkin'.

by BostonTanzi November 28, 2018

Lincoln High School

A pretty normal school in Tallahassee that would like to be left out of everyone else’s name-related drama thank you very much.

also our marching band is THE best band in the land. thank you for coming to my ted talk

Lincoln High School is the least eventful of the three big high schools in Tallahassee. And it’s down the road from *the jail*. This is how boring it is here

by Bright Yellow Bento Box March 30, 2019