If you don’t know what deez is than die
by poopyendcakyendlalala November 13, 2022

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by anonymous July 30, 2021

The pinnacle of human comedy, millions of years of evolution, survival, building a community then a kingdom, then, being all over the world, conquering mount everest, flying to the moon, all of this resulted in one thing.
Deez nuts.
Deez nuts.
"Hey dude you wanna go hang out" - person
"Deez nuts" - other person
"You're going to a mental hospital" - person
"Deez nuts" - other person
"Deez nuts" - other person
"You're going to a mental hospital" - person
"Deez nuts" - other person
by Hydramadness312 July 28, 2023

The best comeback of all time (other than ur mom duuhhh) and who ever thinks otherwise is a fucking puta! <3
Friend 1: ayo bro u hungry for some pizza
Friend 2: yea man what domino's?
Friend 1: NO A PIZZA DEEZ NUTS!
Friend 2: yea man what domino's?
Friend 1: NO A PIZZA DEEZ NUTS!
by Genderfluid and Pansexual babe November 9, 2021
