The masculine version of the 00s coconut girl aesthetic made popular via TikTok in summer 2021. A coconut boy has a deep unshakeable inner chill and is seen in, on, or near water for much of the year. He loves his mom, convenience stores, novelty, democracy and never smiles in photos but is the first to cry during Toy Story 3. Has signature accessories that he wears daily. Frequently friendzoned but always ends up with hotties. Can communicate telepathically with most animals. A really great guy to have in your corner
A: How was the club with that coconut boy last night
B: They wouldn't let us in because his vintage 80s t-shirt and swishy pants "didn't fit the club's image" or something
A: Bummer
B: They wouldn't let us in because his vintage 80s t-shirt and swishy pants "didn't fit the club's image" or something
A: Bummer
by domina-horchata November 6, 2022

by DougDimmadomeOwnerOfTheDimmsda August 11, 2017

See Coconut
according to a completely reputable source, Wikipedia, coconut is not in fact a black guy's fettuccine alfredo sauce, but a fruit.
according to a completely reputable source, Wikipedia, coconut is not in fact a black guy's fettuccine alfredo sauce, but a fruit.
by ram3n April 26, 2017

A Ceasnsa Pilot that Claims not to be a furry but there a lot of proof that he is. Plays lot of TF2, war thunder, Gmod. Known for being staff on nut inc and popular coding community Cout X
"Coconut/Nevada Is a furry and he knows, anyone who says he isn't is just being lied to" - Nix the dragon
by Coconut/Nevada September 10, 2023

When you poop out a load of hard nuggets into a bowl and take in turns to throw them at your girl's spread legs until one goes inside her vagina.
Blake: ughhh damn I was bearing down hard for a whole hour there, got at least 10 nuggets...
Crystal: mmm, you thinking what I'm thinking?
Blake: Throw my shit at you while you lie there naked with your legs spread until one goes in?
Crystal: You get the bowl, I'll get the plastic sheets
Blake: I love going to the coconut shy with my girl
Crystal: mmm, you thinking what I'm thinking?
Blake: Throw my shit at you while you lie there naked with your legs spread until one goes in?
Crystal: You get the bowl, I'll get the plastic sheets
Blake: I love going to the coconut shy with my girl
by Cotch killer February 26, 2023

by ohhhwowwwreallyyyy October 26, 2019
