thanos

a very angry grape with a purple "ruffles" chip stuck to his lip, with a yellow glove, and collects colorful rocks; or a gay ripoff of darkseid.

if the "earths mightiest heroes" couldn't defeat a very angry grape, than marvel is in trouble because thanos be a gay darkseid.

by epic dankness May 12, 2019

Thanos

absolutely SWOLE!

You’re thanos.

by purple boi November 22, 2021

Thanos

a big purple asshole who killed people

Thanos is dead

by awsomekid123 May 22, 2019

Thanos

A Murder Grape

Don’t try eating that grape, Thanos has possessed it.

by GalacticKiwi January 8, 2021

THANOS

BUFF DUDE THAT LOOKS LIKE A DRYING UP GRAPE THAT OWNS A BIG FAT GLOVE THAT HOLDS ROCKS THAT HE STOLE FROM THE BANK

THANOS HAS LEGIT CANCER AND MUST BE BROUGHT TO THE HOSPITAL IMMEDIATLY

by bbkidz November 3, 2019

Thanos

A purple raisin floating in space with a sparkly oven mit and a rock collection

Thanos is coming for these Jems boi!!!

by Hsjcbsjisnf March 3, 2020

Thanos

An evil raisin that is trying to collect some rainbow colored stones to wipe out half the universe

AAAAHHHHHHHHHH THANOS IS COMING RUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by MOTHEG June 3, 2019