Tactical Retardery

When you are playing a video game and make a play that is so profoundly stupid that even Napoleon after having invaded Russia would be ashamed of it.

Person 1: Hey watch this, I bet I could run through this entire open area (in siege) and make it over there before I get shot. (Proceeds to get shot and die)

Person 2: (There is no person 2, no one will play with you. But someone did actually want to play with you they would call that tactical retardery)

by musket 193 January 27, 2024

Tactical Retreat

To run away due to being over powered.

“HEY! Let’s Tactical Retreat this COD lobby. It smells like a negative KD!” - Ben

by CODRAGERSANONYMOUS October 27, 2022

Tactical

When you’ve had one too many and you need to get it out of your system ( a fingers down the throat job )

Girl 1: Wow Lucy you chugged that litre of Vodka pretty quick

Girl : yeah okay Emma, help me go for a quick tactical now ..be grand in an hour

by it_should’ve_stayed_undefined December 29, 2019

tactical denial

When you deny masturbating to protect your reputation.

Bob: Hey Jeff, I know you masturbate instead of taking a dump!
Jeff: I do not!
Bob: You need to stop being in tactical denial!

by ggellison March 29, 2014

tactically acquire

The art of professionally acquiring music, movies, etc. illegitimately.

It is a simple and fancy name for piracy.

Random Guy: "I just tactically acquired the new LEGO Star Wars game."

by zwirth June 24, 2022

tactical boner

Can be used in any Combat sport, especially wrestling. You get a boner on purpose and your opponent runs away in disgust.

Dude 1: "Bro, did you wrestle in the last match?
Dude 2: " yeah, I got a tactical boner and he fled the matt.

by ballboy8===D-- December 4, 2018

Tactical tjunder

When you feel drunk, but it is too early to go home. So you go the toilet and throw up, and then you feel a lot better

guy 1 "im going for a tactical tjunder"
guy 2 "okay, hope you'll feel better"
10min later
guy 1 "YO, WE NEED MORE DRINKS IN THE BAR"

by Flexsis November 20, 2011