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fag end

The end something. The phrase usually suggests decline or deterioation, the worn-out remains.
The fag end of the year was cold and damp.
by Alistair September 17, 2004
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the end of the world

the day this pathetic, war-infested,money driven world ceases to exist.
Why are people so afraid of it? Sure it's not a good thing but mankind's corrupt reign will be done.
by adrian October 22, 2004
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cock-end

Quite the opposite of a leg-end, a cock-end is an anoying little knob and a worthless toe rag.
Your man there is a right cock-end and his ma's a fuckin' dirt bird too.

Yeah, well I was talkin' to Mary about that thing that I was tellin' ye about, the thing with the leg, yeah and by the way, Paddy's a fuckin' cock-end, isn't he?
by eoge November 8, 2004
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End of the road

When a well endowed man hits the cervix during sex; he's got to the end of the road.
My dick's so big I'm always gettin to the end of the road
by the_bosshog March 15, 2011
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bell-end

My neighbour is one. And so is her entire family. They are known as a flock of Bell-ends.
"Oi, you're all Bell-ends". This is an example of me saying hello to the family next door.
by sebastian johansonson January 15, 2006
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The perfect ending

The perfect ending is the Final step in a mens Life, it is Death.
But not any Death. Death by Speed, high speed in a Car Or Motorcycle.
Example:

-Paul Walker
-Jax (Sons of Anarchy)
I just want the perfect ending.
by Hoja2 March 6, 2023
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glistening end

The horrific appearance of an uncircumcised penis following several days of poor hygiene with the addition of one, two or several masturbatory sessions.
The glans penis appears to be moist and shines almost like the glint of a very bright star.
There may also be a caesous smell from the penis and a general aroma of vinegar, related to the general poor state of cleanliness of the gooch area.

Evidence shows this condition to directly related to the length of the foreskin (skin of fore).
Alex has a glistening end.

Alex, thats sick, you need the chop to get rid of your glistening end.

Alex, wash your gooch and whilst your at it, pull back to sort out your glistening end.

Alex, get listed.
by legsy11 November 6, 2008
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