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National Shut the Fuck Up Day

March 20th. Annual holiday dedicated to everyone shutting the fuck up about every social cause they think they’re the hero of. Stop posting bullshit infographics on Instagram.
Hey man, it’s national shut the fuck up day! ...so shut the fuck up. Shut up. Please.
by HH1122334455 March 19, 2021
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Apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur

You say this when you burn or roast someone.
Person 1: This is stupid
Person 2: No you’re stupid! Apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur…
by TheHumanoidPerson March 23, 2022
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The Fuckery

The act of doing something so stupid knowing it's stupid and pointless, but doing it anyway.
Look at the fuckery. The fuckery of that man. She's done the fuckery shit too many times.
by #LadiBonnie#794969 March 27, 2019
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what the fuck

a phrase used when ever the fuck you want to use it.
what the fuck i sure could use a beer
by razzy raul March 1, 2004
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cool story bro, now what chapter do you shut the fuck up?

a sarcastic way to get some one to understand their own stupidity in what they just said
"SOoo i went shopping with my mom yesterday.......etc"
"cool story bro, now what chapter do you shut the fuck up?"
by ferrkk October 12, 2011
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The Fuck Index

The Fuck Index (TFI), also known as The Google Fuck Poll, is a DIY poll like the Gallup Poll, but available to "we the people". It best used for measuring the relative popularity of key politicians, past and present. It is tested by doing a "Fuck <enter name>" on a Google Search, and reading the totals. Currently Obama is at 23 million hits for "Fuck Obama", whereas "Fuck Bush" has dropped to less than 2 million.
Democrap: Boy, I am so happy I voted for Obama, he's beat Bush 10 times over on The Fuck Index.

Repube: You used the Google Fuck Poll to get that? You Jackass! How could you people be so stupid! The Fuck Index is not a good thing. It means ppl think Obama is 10 times worse than Bush.
by Bitschlap Watch January 11, 2010
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A way of saying "why would you do that?" It is exclaimed in a way for extra effect.
Person 1: I killed her
Person 2: Why the Fuck would you do that?
by BraidMyPubes December 15, 2012
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