A six legged creature that is found in your closet. It has two legs to hold the door, and four legs to shred some more. It is of the same species of the wampus cat.
Chris: Oh no! The closet Wampus totally shredded my abercrombie sweater!!
Ryan: That sucks man. The same thing happened to me, except it was my pants.
Ryan: That sucks man. The same thing happened to me, except it was my pants.
by ryaniscool October 22, 2008
by juanmartinez November 27, 2018
Closet keeper is alternative way to tell someone that there spouse is gay & has not " Flamed On" Out of the Closet yet..
Honestly, you man shook my hand like a baby , stands,walks,talks leaves only one thing .. .. you do know that your man is a Closet Keeper. .
by Mrbigshtt August 08, 2016
Closet keeper is alternative way to tell someone that there spouse is gay & has not " Flamed On" Out of the Closet yet..
Honestly, you man shook my hand like a baby , stands,walks,talks leaves only one thing .. .. you do know that your man is a Closet Keeper. .
by Mrbigshtt August 08, 2016
Closet keeper is alternative way to tell someone that there spouse is gay & has not " Flamed On" Out of the Closet yet..
Honestly, you man shook my hand like a baby , stands,walks,talks leaves only one thing .. .. you do know that your man is a Closet Keeper. .
by Mrbigshtt August 08, 2016
Guy: Your mom has a fancy closet, the fanciest EVER!
Girl: WTF IS THAT?!!1
Guy: If I told you you'd trolololol
Girl: ZOMG FUUUUUU
Girl: WTF IS THAT?!!1
Guy: If I told you you'd trolololol
Girl: ZOMG FUUUUUU
by Fiendmummy May 24, 2011
1) Someone who appears to be different from Gorge Bush in order to hoodwink the American people.
2) Someone who can simultaneously: increase America's war effort, do nothing about anything elce and win the Nobel peace prize.
3) To get a mouth full of hair when playing the closet game
2) Someone who can simultaneously: increase America's war effort, do nothing about anything elce and win the Nobel peace prize.
3) To get a mouth full of hair when playing the closet game
The current president is a Closet Bush
-OR-
"what did i do last night.......why is there so much hair between my teeth......"
-OR-
"what did i do last night.......why is there so much hair between my teeth......"
by SeraphimXD December 08, 2009