Someone who clearly likes to over indulge in the party drug GHB GBH. When taking in excess the user often experiences incontrollable body movements, makes random noises and yelling offensive obsenities at total strangers as if they have severe tourettes syndrome.
Dan: Hey, looks like Jimmy's over done it on the GHB again.
Megan: Clearly, I can see his manky arms flapping about like that retard window licker from bach in school.
Dan: He's with out a doubt the biggest G-tard i've ever met!
Megan: Clearly, I can see his manky arms flapping about like that retard window licker from bach in school.
Dan: He's with out a doubt the biggest G-tard i've ever met!
by Jesse G Drop January 21, 2008
Tee shirts that have stupid messages or pictures on them that really say look at me I'm retarded. Any tee shirt where the wearer is trying to project a false image. Concert Tees ,I kicked cancer's ass, or East Omaha America's Asshole are OK as long as they apply to the wearer's experience, if not they are just plain retarded.
by benth May 04, 2008
Someone who attracts losers and retards and makes them feel special so they fall in love with them.
AKA Amy.
AKA Amy.
He followed her around the casino like a shadow because she was too nice to him and she is a Tard Whisperer.
by I.Hate.You.- December 27, 2010
When playing call of duty: a duel where two players miss their knife lunges and circle each other whilst spamming their knife buttons.
by jormungard February 06, 2011
The 'tard is short for retard or fucktard, and the monger means dealer. It is a mildly amusing alternative to the usual insults that you throw at dumb people.
What did you do that for, you 'tard monger!?
I don't even know why God lets a 'tard monger like you exist.
I don't even know why God lets a 'tard monger like you exist.
by Ticking Clock August 14, 2008
This is a life-hack, in which a messed up person will act like they have a disability in order to skip long lines. It is best used at theme parks when it’s a busy day, and you have a medium to large group of people who want to get to the front. In order to get the full effect, the person should never be out of character
Bailey:I just rode the new roller coaster and only had to wait 2 minutes!
Andrew: No way, I had to wait 10 hours.
Bailey: My cousin just used a tard skip, and they let us right on
Andrew: No way, I had to wait 10 hours.
Bailey: My cousin just used a tard skip, and they let us right on
by DAB#2 June 15, 2019
A person who repeatedly sends you the same question in a text. Much like an askhole. Cousin to the fucktard.
by dksuperman December 17, 2015