Scottish Typewriter

A sexual act in which the male dips his hairy nuts into a jar of ink. After his nutsack is darkened with ink, he proceeds to smack them against a woman's breasts, attempting to form letters and perhaps even words.

Susan: Hey Tracy, what's that you've got on your chest? That looks like a pretty big bruise!

Tracy: Not quite, Mike got me with the Scottish Typewriter last night.

by Funky Junk in my Trunk January 26, 2009

Scottish Kiss

Alternate name for a Headbutt. When you strike another person in the face with your forehead.

Johnny gave Bob a Scottish Kiss after Bob pinched Johnny's girlfriend on the arse.

by AmeriCanadian February 6, 2007

scott stapp

1.a really bad person,singer,and non-talented being
2.an insult to ones presence

1.-dude,that band tonight blew goats
-yeah,i know,was that lead singer scott stapp?
2.-dude quit being such a fuckin scott stapp....god damnit

by lucas mcrevere June 15, 2004

Scott Stapp

See Piece of Shit

... Pseudo-Jesus.

by sars May 14, 2004

scottie

Hot garbage juice.

When scat meets toilet paper

Ugh, did you run out of tp and just s*** in the can? It's full of scottie.

by stellabee13 December 11, 2018

Scott

He's the BEST. Sweet, kind, caring, funny, adorbale, handsome, likeable, and very sexy at times. Supportive boyfriend. Somewhat shy, but very open to the ones close to him. Sends the cutest text messages and says the sweetest things. Scott puts the people he cares for the most well before himself. Gives great hugs and loves sports. Enjoys rap and is all around a great person :)

Scott is the best boyfriend ever.

by 4evryng April 11, 2010

Scott

an absolute amazing person with gorgeous eyes and a nice personality. Normally a funny guy with a great sense of humour. A good looking boy and smells nice. :D

This person has Scott eyes :)
This person looks like a scott he's gorgeous!

by ChickkyyDee October 19, 2010