Stranger Things

confusing art

I love stranger things. "I know right?"

by anonymous June 9, 2022

What's your beef stranger

When a random person calls you names

What's your beef stranger I didn't do nothing to you

by urbeef July 10, 2023

Personal Stranger

Someone who will always stay a stranger to you, yet they help you go through some tough times and are always there to talk with you about anything. Most of the time these are either people you meet online or someone like a bartender.

"Hey man you ok? You seem kinda down"
"I'm fine thanks, i've talked with my personal stranger about everything already"

by Kyorith May 4, 2023

The Super Stranger

When you sit on you non-dominate hand for 30 minutes and then jerk off.

My left hand needs a work out so I think I will try out The Super Stranger.

by PeachesCaden February 7, 2015

Stranger Dick

When you going through a hard time with your wife. And you have to get in shape loose a little weight. Then you fuck you wife like she’s never been fucked before. To just let her know that it’ll be alright if she wants to leave you.

Bitch, last night the hubby and I had the best sex we have had in years! It was like fucking a stranger dick!

by Guac Poppin February 2, 2024

Advanced Stranger

Similar to the stranger. The Advanced Stranger is the masturbation technique where you place yourself on a bar stool, trap your NON-DOMINATE forearm under your thigh and curl your wrist upward to jerk off.Preforming this technique offers A LOT of sensations. Numbness in that extremity, compression of chest cavity to limit breathing (autoerotic asphyxiation), you may see STARS due to blood being rushes to your head from leaning over, all while trying to maintain your balance. CAUTION: this technique may result in injury and/or death and cause Traumatic Masturbatory Syndrome, or TMS.

PARAMEDIC: How did you crack your head open? ME: i was preforming the ADVANCED STRANGER and leaned over to far, striking my head on the corner of the counter top. PARAMEDIC: that explains all the blood and semen on the floor!

by Dougtwin September 16, 2017

Reverse stranger

Masturbating after your penis falls asleep from sitting on a hard surface for a long time.

‘The stranger’ is to simulate the feeling of GETTING a handjob from someone else but ‘The reverse stranger’ is to simulate the feeling of you GIVING a handjob to someone else.

by Carnage7187 June 15, 2021