Stolen load

When you are about to nut and someone runs in and steals it.

Damn boys I was just about to cum and my girl Becky’s brother Kevin ran in the bedroom and grabbed himself a stolen load.

by ChrisB2004 March 29, 2025

Stolen consolation

when a creep (e.g. news caster; Youtube producer) exploits someone else's tragedy without consent from the victim. Wholly for the sake of garnering attention, monetary gain, or gratification for themselves. Under the color of caring about the victim, and the tragedy.

Wow, that creep ham and cheesed it up like he was the one who lost his legs. It was total stolen consolation. He was making a Youtube video. He used someone else's tragedy to garner attention for himself while feigning concern. That poor man who lost his legs. He did not consent to be a prop for this creep's show. It was super gross, and I puked a little. It was so dramatic that I had to literally destroy my device. This tragedy exploitation porn I witnessed. It caused me to denounce the western world, and join a monastery.

by MessiahIAM April 28, 2025

SpokenStatic

The absolutely incredible ship between Teto from the Flavor Foley music video "Spoken For" and Miku from "Static" (also by Flavor Foley)

Their yuri is something that will last through the decades, and their love is of the deepest and truest understanding and longing for a real human connection.

P1: I love SpokenStatic!
P2: Isn't Teto 31 and Miku-
P1: THEY'RE VOCAL SYNTHS YOU FUCKING DUMBASS!!

by starry_horned_freak February 14, 2026

Stokes

A properly dodgy fucker, would hit on your Mum/daughter/ granddaughter given half the chance, lives bybthe 5 is ok to drive pint rule, has an opinion on EVERYTHING!!

Fuck me I trust him as much as I trust Stokes

by Crep Lord August 8, 2025

Stokesy

The one member of the group that you trust a far as you can throw with money, honesty and especially not your missus or daughter, bit of a wrong un that somehow stays in the group although no one actually really likes him

Let hope theres no teenagers out tonight as he’ll only do a Stokesy and craftily take tit pics on his phone

by Justcallme Dave August 9, 2025

Stoketistics

False statistics created for the effect of soliciting a reaction.

Crime is lower here than ten cities in red states. He’s just using stoketistics to push his crappy agenda!

by DaWisest September 11, 2025

Stokedhamm

The primal, unholy fusion of excitement and horniness so powerful it could power Las Vegas for a week. Also defined as that electric moment when your brain short-circuits from pleasure and adrenaline — usually followed by poor decisions, suspicious hickies, and a missing sock. To reach a level of satisfaction so intense it should be illegal in three states.

“Dude, she texted ‘you up?’ at 2 a.m.”
“Bro’s not just excited—he’s full-on Stokedhamm.” “I blacked out after the after-party.”
“Yeah, you were Stokedhamm incarnate.” “What happened last night?”
“Let’s just say… we Stokedhammed the whole damn house.”

by Patrick Mahomes Frog Breeder October 12, 2025