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soon you will contain my seed

what you say to a female after you go up to her and rub her belly gently. This is a term in which you're telling her that you are going to fuck her and then cum inside her pussy. Often the female will freak out and scream like a bitch like when my dad saw my grades the other day.
Boy: Hey!
Girl: Sup...?
Boy: Soon you will contain my seed.
Girl: a.WHAT THE FUCK!!!

b. AAAHHHHH!!!
by The weird bird man August 27, 2010
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cloud seeding

When waiting for your significant other (usu. female) to finish trying on clothes, and you're feeling gassy (perhaps due to eating Chipotle or because you need to poop). Rather than wait in the husband chair and stew in it, you wander the store leaving little clouds of happiness for others to find.
That Chipotle was so rank, that while Jenn was in the dressing room at Dillard's, I was forced to wander around the women's shoes doing a little cloud seeding. I'm not sitting in my own stank.
by chromigula January 11, 2010
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sesame seed

A person who follows too close in a moving vehicle; a person that follows you around everywhere.
"This dude won't get off my ass!"
"I know! He's stuck to your buns like sesame seeds."
by Elizabeth D. Gutierrez October 20, 2006
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Gundam SEED

The gayest gundam so far. A show that is a detailed yet horribly boring gundam spin-off. Trys to be a soap opera way to hard even though it's fucking anime.
G Gundam is the only gundam show worth watching.
by JOE MOMMA April 19, 2005
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Doom Seed

A Doom Seed is another term for when your iPod dies in between 18 months and 2 years.
Bob: "Oh man, my iPods Doom Seed sprouted!"

Bill: "Too bad man, my Zune is still working."
by HappyZuneOwner August 21, 2009
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SEEDA

A bilingual Japanese underground rapper who raps in English and Japanese. He has released several albums and worked with many other Japanese hip hop artists.
Example of Seeda's flow, from "Alien Me" on the album "Breathe":

"Anata wa watashi no tame ni shineru?"
Hito wa tsuyoi hito ni akogareru
Ore wa kanashii kana
Tatakai to iu, LOVE no kachikan

Ima wa kateru to omou kara iku to ka
Ima kono ato katanakute ii desu
Shiawase wo tsukuri ni iku
Sono yasashisa tatakai wa naku

Just wanna breathe, suki na hito to
Just wanna breathe

Tatakai sentakusi kangaeru shakai,
Kangaetakumonai, ore no LIFE

Rough translation:
"Could you die for me?"
People who are strong attract others
I wonder if I'm sad
Those values of LOVE that are nothing but battles

I think I'm winning the fight now
But it's really all right if I don't win ever
Making happiness
Such kindness cannot be a battle

In a society that focuses on the options of battles
I don't want to think of such things, My LIFE
by GNR6153 July 29, 2011
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Seed Bomb

After the act of sex the man takes his used condom, twirls it in the air like a helicopter and then throws it onto his partner's body, thereby cause his "seed" to explode out like a bomb. It is traditional to yell out "SEED BOMB" as one releases to throw.
Bro 1: Dude did I hear you hooked up with Chelsea last week?
Bro 2: Hell yeah man, f****** seed bombed that sloot!

*Bro's high-five and resume throwing the lacrosse ball*
by Rorsch May 29, 2013
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