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Pussy Cruncher

When the pussy has been through a plethora of oral warfare by an overzealous tongue, set of sharp teeth and way too many fingers rendering the pussy in a extreme state of pain.
Oh my God, Sloan! That Carl is a total pussy cruncher. I had go the ER and I’m Vicodin again!
by Cara Guilfoyle May 27, 2018
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Gravel Cruncher

Gravel Cruncher - someone who has horribly crooked teeth and doesn't care to fix them. Someone who smokes crack excessively, as a result loses teeth Can also be considered a "gravel cruncher".
I would hook up with dude, if his teeth weren't fighting for position in his mouth. What a gravel cruncher!
by BotanWuuut June 4, 2018
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Butt Scratcher!!!

Butt Scratcher!!! Butt Scratcher? Butt Scratcher. Butt Scratcher. Butt Scratcher. Butt Scratcher. Butt Scratcher?!?! Butt Scratcher!!!
by Mr Winchester July 11, 2018
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Margaret Scratcher

Someone heir nose who likes to scratch their body a lot or picks their nose often.
Why is she always scratching her body? Because she's a Margaret Scratcher
by ALANSCO October 14, 2018
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Tite cruncher

so basically you hit a fortnite dab, then proceed to topple a communist government and liberate a slovakian country
vro, im finna Tite cruncher this mf on jailbreak
by Le epic 9gagger December 20, 2018
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crab scratchers

The hands of a person that has to touch things they shouldn't touch.
Hey lady, keep your crab scratchers off of my pen.
by dglarn May 4, 2019
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Kapok cruncher

The passive participant (aka ”fuckee”) in male buggery. Kapok being the source of fluff to fill pillows.
CF : “Pillow biter”.
Fred is clearly the kapok cruncher of that couple.
by Naughty Daddy May 7, 2019
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