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badger scratching

A badger scratching means you are feeling the urge to take a poop. It’s that feeling when you know you need to set everything else aside and get to a potty soon.
I need to find a bath room, I have a badger scratching.”
by anonymous July 19, 2021
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soggy scratch

Aw damn it I feel some residue, must be a soggy scratch
by Discreet_Hydra24 July 21, 2021
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Scratch

The coolest person in the friendgroup with the best style and funniest jokes also gay asf
Brooo ur so Scratch
by Rex10 August 31, 2021
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Scratch

The cooles most gayest person of the group with the best jokes and style
Bro ur so scratchh
by Rex10 August 31, 2021
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Scratch

A nickname for a 750ml bottle of hard liquor, a size up from the Mickey
Yoooo I know you’re not draining that Scratch of fireball all by yourself
by Tomahawk420 July 1, 2021
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go scratch yourself

a phrase meaning:

"go do whatever the hell you want, but leave me alone."
father: son your singing sucks. Let me pay you lessons at LaScala in Milan.

son: Dad, you wont change the horrible singing aspect of my personality. Besides, now is the time, hint and hint to go scratch yourself. Let the singing lessons hang themselves a la Benito Mussolini. I am proud of my hen-scratching or whatever it is you'd qualify my singing nowadays.
by Sexydimma September 14, 2012
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