smurf

To use a pool cue to mark the face of your opponent with blue cue chalk

I chalked the cue hardcore and then smurfed that ass right on the nose.

by legalese February 23, 2005

smurf me

When you smurf someone you analy penetrate their butthole to the point that it becomes blue

"smurf me hard baby"said the girl in bed.

by peanisballs June 28, 2014

cheese smurf

To Bukkake all over someone wearing all blue(whether it be blue paint, clothes or dressed up like smurfette). Usually done in large crowds.

Im gonna cheese smurf all over you tonite you blue bitch!

by The Carr August 29, 2007

Smurf Kiss

A droplet of the blue water in porashitters that is launched by reciprocal force onto your anus or any exposed . I.e. a massive turd that splashes water onto you.

I just got a smurf kiss on my balls... does anyone have any baby wipes?

by fiyz August 06, 2010

papa smurf

When a daddy slaps his daughter in the face with his dick.

That sick fucker probably papa smurfs his daughter.

by Kriegh January 07, 2005

smurfing cocaine

The act of introducing cocaine into your system through the anus.

I took the hooker back to my place and I must have spent $1000 on coke cause we were smurfing cocaine all night.

by Masterbator March 31, 2014

smurf lawnmower

When someone takes a electric trimmer and uses it to shave a strip through another person's hair. E.g., what the Grinch does to the mayor with the electric trimmer.

Katy made me so mad today, I'm going to Smurf lawnmower her in her sleep.

by deadviserion December 02, 2017