A gentleman's scratch

"A gentleman's scratch" is when you have an itchy bumhole and you fart at just the right capacity to simultaneously release gas and itch your bumhole within the same manoeuvre

"i preformed A gentleman's scratch to itch my bumhole in bed last night"

by ScottyFxckinT August 16, 2023

go scratch yourself

a phrase meaning:

"go do whatever the hell you want, but leave me alone."

father: son your singing sucks. Let me pay you lessons at LaScala in Milan.

son: Dad, you wont change the horrible singing aspect of my personality. Besides, now is the time, hint and hint to go scratch yourself. Let the singing lessons hang themselves a la Benito Mussolini. I am proud of my hen-scratching or whatever it is you'd qualify my singing nowadays.

by Sexydimma September 14, 2012

Chicken Scratch

When somebody's handwriting looks like a chicken wrote it.

EX: T=Teacher S= Student
*S is writing essay*
T- Your handwriting looks like chicken scratch
S- Well to bad

by BillNy3 V2 May 24, 2019

Scratch and sniff

When a girl fingers her vagina or touches it prior to oral sex and then sniffs her finger to see if her clam smells.

Tiersen was known for performing the scratch and sniff because her vagina always smelled bad.

by Brokendoor May 22, 2021

kitty kitty scratch scratch¬

dum shit my friends say.

usually said in a singing voice.

Person 1: yo my grandma died
Person 2: kitty kitty scratch scratch¬
Person 1: thanks, im alot better now

by Spiicyz.V3n0m May 2, 2023

scratch

Scratch is a programming language where you program with blocks. Site: scratch.mit.edu
“Scratch” is a project from Lifelong Kindergarten Group from the MIT Media Lab
On the GIF you can see a game created with Scratch

What are you doing?
Scratch.

by Fpurnocgtriaomn November 19, 2017

Poo scratch

Toilet skid marks.

Wilf did you leave poo scratches down the toilet when you had a shit?

by Wastelander March 30, 2024