Square root of two

A derivation of going number two wherein the excrement is not fully expelled; turtling; sharting.

John: Kelly, what's that smell? Did you go number 2?

Kelly: No, my brutha, that was the square root of two. Sweet mother of pearl, that was a stinky square root of two.

by SweetMotherOfPearl July 3, 2011

square root of 0

When you don't have a will to live anymore

Suicidal person: Man, I have a square root of 0.

by applesandgrapes December 18, 2017

peanut butter rooter

two crackers filled with peanut butter and ground cannabis baked in the oven to render a potent snack; also known as "firecracker"

I was just playing xbox and all of a sudden i was stoned outta my mind. then i remembered i ate a peanut butter rooter an hour ago.

by dillskin March 18, 2011

rooted

1. Broken or fucked.
2. Tired.

Oh, thats rooted!
Im rooted.

by louis October 16, 2001

man root

Used when a massive guy has his massive peener deeply rooted in a womans love canal.

I was feeling great til I found out this sperminator had planted his man root in my girlfriend.

by SeptiK September 8, 2003

Rooting a girl

Sticking you dick inside her tight pussy going balls deep in the forest

i got lots of scratches rooting a girl last night

by Hisgirl8888 August 8, 2015

Rooted

1. adjective (adj): Too tired to function properly; related to being overtired, exhausted, fatigued, incoherent, etc.

Roi: "Dude I haven't gotten any sleep lately, I have no clue what I'm doing or where I am. I can still take you home though."

Ron: "NO! You are way too rooted to drive."

by Mac_Attack June 16, 2009