Richard Fold

A man with a folding penis. A dick-folder.

Richard Fold was about to get it in, but then his dick just folded.

by atrose June 13, 2011

Dan Richards

A dan Richards is a creature of curiousity. You would find such a creature around comic book shops, behind an old dirty porno shop, inside antique shops, outside glass windows of curves, or reading poems in the meadows. He loves reading/writing sappy poetry about his sad life. If you see him around a computer it is usually a funny sight. he will be either looking up anime porn, dating line services, ED info, game cheats for playstation 2, and his favorite cartoons in a adult film. he types like he has never seen a computer before. if you stand behind him when he is typing it looks like Big foot just got caught masterbating. Never look at dan richards in the eyes because he will get into his usual pissy patty rage. he will then proccede to push babys to the ground.

Did you see that Dan Richards the other day... He ate that baby in one bite.

by Jizten April 23, 2009

Richard-Simmons

a evil Fitness freak that shoots lazers out of his nipples

OMG its richard-simmons! run away *Screaming in horror*

by PieMast3r August 28, 2009

Richard Dick

Richard Nam Dick is a Doctor/Single dad/Social media icon that looks remarkably like famous Brazilian Icon Dr.Fernando Gomez Pinto. Richard is known for his past combat experience including his training in wrestling and ninja warrior art forms and his ability to rally his fans into a loving cooperative community.

Wow Richard Dick is my hero, he is so very cool and his names not stupid at all.

by Not Joe Rogan September 1, 2021

spotted Richard

Spotted Richard is the name used in the dining room of the House of Parliament instead of spotted dick. This is a traditional English sponge or suet cake served with custard.

The dining room had spotted Richard on the menu, just to be a dick about it.

by Cranberry Bob November 6, 2021

RICHARD WELD

a weld that has too much penetration, undercut, distortion, scatch start mess, and overall birdshit everywhere.

if the weld meets all of these parameters it is considered a "richard weld"

i cant believe greg has been welding for 20 years and still has "richard welds"

whos 'richard weld' is that?

'how are we going to fix that richard weld'

by welda October 8, 2019

Richard Nixon'ing

When you get so drunk that you turn into Richard Nixon when you have to deny wrongdoing, and affirm that you are not a crook, usually whilst throwing up peace signs.

Gregg was Richard Nixon'ing hardcore last night, he went into the gas station and stole a soda and yelled at the cashier, "I am not a crook!" as he threw up two peace signs.

by likechandlerfromfriends November 15, 2017