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pre-release safety-check

Refers to either:
(1) Where you ask a gal if there would be any chance of her getting pregnant before you "let go" inside of her, or
(2) Where --- prior to your letting go of a door and allowing it to close again after you've been holding it open for one or more persons passing through --- you briefly duck your head around said door to make sure there aren't any other people heading for the doorway, thus avoiding your accidentally letting the door slam in the faces of these previously-unobserved folks.
Clueless dude, speaking plaintively to a social-advice counsellor: I always make a point of performing a pre-release safety-check before I let go of a door after holding it open for others; it just seems like a lot of times, the folks who are inside the house or store yell at me to "not let the heat out" or "not let the bugs in". Well, what da HECK am I SPOSTA do --- just blindly let da door slam shut again and risk bruising someone's face?!
Counsellor (gently and seriously): Oh, nooooo --- of course not. I would suggest standing inside the doorway so that you can see both inside and outside at the same time simply by turning your head; that way, you can check for stragglers during the final few seconds while the last person is entering/exiting the room, and thus it will not take any extra time to be safe.
by QuacksO August 29, 2018
mugGet the pre-release safety-checkmug.
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Forever ANŷNEMY (POWER~TELEFANG) AND Forever A Friend (Speed~Telefang): The Juvenile Release...
by Chumüpocąhikiwotăẹ January 31, 2025
mugGet the Forever ANŷNEMY (POWER~TELEFANG) AND Forever A Friend (Speed~Telefang): The Juvenile Release...mug.

Charging up the yeet/yeet release

Charging Up The Yeet - attempting killstreak in any online multiplayer game

Yeet Release - succeeding at said killstreak and looking like a fucking savage

Also Credited: Fuckin Shmirs
About to get super in Destiny 2:

*Screams* CHARGING UP THE YEET
Uses super in Destiny 2:
*Screams* YEET RELEASE
Charging up the yeet/yeet release
by Words202 October 11, 2017
mugGet the Charging up the yeet/yeet releasemug.
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Mūsukupōtundi: The First Juvenile Release
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim February 2, 2025
mugGet the Mūsukupōtundi: The First Juvenile Releasemug.

lift and release

The process of spreading your legs (if you are a woman) and release whatever may come out.
Hey babe, want to try something new tonight?

Are you thinking of the lift and release?

Hell yeah babe
by GRiZZ223 April 26, 2019
mugGet the lift and releasemug.

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