Random

God of all that is chaos.

he is your daddy

look there is random

by God September 26, 2003

random text

sending someone (can be completely random) a text message that has no meaning other than to annoy them and/or make them laugh.

completely random, out of the blue

the boy sent a girl a random text

do you know about random texts? i hear everyone is doing it!

the girl announced "what the fuck" when she saw the random text

by la tortuga December 3, 2010

random fuck

a person who goes around fucking random people

damn... she'd random fuck anyone

by who fucking cares... March 28, 2005

randomer

someone who ur not sure whether they r gay or not

if ur best mate is a bit 2 nice

by BABYDUNN October 18, 2003

Captain Random

The nickname I gave to a guy I know who loves to spout random bullshit.

Cheese kicks the ass of the ivory monkey holding the cum filled salt shaker while drinking pink juice from the nipple of the a hippo.

-- Captain Random

by Cpt. Random's friend September 8, 2004

random perv

a worthless scumbag who has no social class and pops random boners

dude did you see Nick Chester hes such a Random Perv

by Nick Chester June 11, 2006

out of the random

to be out of subject of wut was last said

it was so out of the random for you to say i want a moped

by ShelbyLee April 25, 2006