Uncle Richard

When your uncle ties you down and makes you give him anal without cleaning his ass first, resulting in lots of brown splodges.

He gave me an uncle richard.

by Canabalistic Worm July 6, 2018

Dan Richards

A dan Richards is a creature of curiousity. You would find such a creature around comic book shops, behind an old dirty porno shop, inside antique shops, outside glass windows of curves, or reading poems in the meadows. He loves reading/writing sappy poetry about his sad life. If you see him around a computer it is usually a funny sight. he will be either looking up anime porn, dating line services, ED info, game cheats for playstation 2, and his favorite cartoons in a adult film. he types like he has never seen a computer before. if you stand behind him when he is typing it looks like Big foot just got caught masterbating. Never look at dan richards in the eyes because he will get into his usual pissy patty rage. he will then proccede to push babys to the ground.

Did you see that Dan Richards the other day... He ate that baby in one bite.

by Jizten April 23, 2009

Richard-Simmons

a evil Fitness freak that shoots lazers out of his nipples

OMG its richard-simmons! run away *Screaming in horror*

by PieMast3r August 28, 2009

Richard Richardson

Penis

His Richard Richardson was nice

by Dollo ballo April 17, 2023

wtf richard

when your friend throws the fucking freespee on the highway

Guy 1: Come on, throw it
Guy 2: *throws it on the highway*
Guy 1: WTF richard?

by fpenfqoNFPwqpOF September 12, 2017

richard horvitz

How do not know who this legend is he is the voice actor for moxxie from helluvaboss or invader zim also kaos from the sky landers nexflix series etc

Guy 1: hey that character sounds like invader zim
Guy 2: that character is probably voiced by Richard Horvitz

by Some (random) Dude October 4, 2022

RICHARD WELD

a weld that has too much penetration, undercut, distortion, scatch start mess, and overall birdshit everywhere.

if the weld meets all of these parameters it is considered a "richard weld"

i cant believe greg has been welding for 20 years and still has "richard welds"

whos 'richard weld' is that?

'how are we going to fix that richard weld'

by welda October 8, 2019