Theistic Religion

It’s just as bad as the secular kind because the God is still just you. It doesn’t talk to you. You don’t know what it wants. Stop imitating it. And after I kill it I’m going to punish you first. You don’t even adhere to the tenets of your proposed ethic. You just do whatever you want.
Hym “And your Theistic Religion is just as bad. Your ✌️✊✌️God✌️✊✌️ is nothing more than a euphemism for ‘the romanticized ideation of my own will’ And it’s convenient for you that you are either unerring in the acting out your false God’s will OR ad hoc absolved of guilt in your unwillingness to adhere to a universalize ethic. ‘But I’m not perfect!’ You don’t need to be. You just need to do what you’re trying to tell me to do shut up and do what the book says, filth pig. ‘But if you do not forgive others their sins, your Father will not forgive your sins.’ No? Don’t want to? Ok Catholic. It’s a good thing you’ve subordinated yourself to the book monster, huh? It’s great that you just to pick and choose when you do what the book says. It’s like you’re will takes precedence over the God you purport to serve. It’s almost is if you don’t actually believe the shit you claim to believe. It’s almost as if you’re just acting it out. This is why it needs to die. The fires of hell don’t burn bright enough and I’m going to fix it.”
by Hym Iam November 01, 2022
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The wednesdainian religion

The newest form of Christianity, these believers believe that monday is sad and depressed Wednesday and Wednesday is holy Wednesday and Friday is happy Wednesday. The rest of the days are Wednesday. The Wednesdaynians can only eat non seafood meals with chocolate ,meat, cheese or fruit. The Wednesdaynians also call god wednesdude and Jesus wednesguy. This religion was created by 4 friends at a middle school in Michigan.
Bob asked Thomas “what is the wednesdainian religon?” Thomas replied “The wednesdainian religion is basically just Christianity with a different take on it.” “They can only eat certain foods and worship god and Jesus under different names.”
by Thesaintofwendesday March 28, 2019
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Competing religion

Any other religion that is going after the same market share for souls as yours. (i.e. Christianity and Islam)
Anita: "Look at those people, with their funny clothes and rituals. I hope they all know they're all going to Hell!!"

Chris: "Whoa, Anita! Take it down a notch. You must be from a competing religion..."
by Bill Sensbach January 09, 2012
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mewmon religion

Mewmon religion is religion where you worship bald cats and mewmon
"i am mewmon religion i worship the bald and mewmon"
by OKPANIEEE August 30, 2023
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Woke religion

If the woke religion is a bastard child how are you not the tapeworm infesting the kids bowels?
Hym "If it is a woke religion that they are just as entitled to it as you are to your narcissistic dogma."
by Hym Iam July 17, 2023
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Multi-religional

a form of religious beliefs that allows you to celebrate every holiday season no matter what religion it belongs to.
'What are your religious beliefs?" answer "well I'm Multi-religional, that allows me to celebrate all the holidays!"
by rhmane December 24, 2010
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atheist religion

It states that is disbelief in a deity. But that means they believe there is no God. Hmm sounds like a belief and what accurate and correct evidence do they have that there is no God. Also, by law atheism is a religion.
theist and atheist from the atheist religion

theist: Can you give me correct and accurate evidence there is no God?
atheist: Well, santa clause and a magic sky daddy don't exist.
theist: ... I asked for proof...
atheist: ..... BELIEVEING IN GOD IS DELUSIONAL YOU ARE A MANIAC YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO SOCIETY YOU SICK HATEFUL PERSON!!! WHAT'S WRONG WITH GAYS AND BEASTIALITY!?!?
theist: ... Well that proves that atheism is madness...
by oscrmyrdooshbag November 05, 2011
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