Poo Bees

A chronic medical condition commonly associated with an angry swarm of bees nestled in your anal cavity. In the case of defecation, the poo bees will hover around your feces until properly disposed of.

"Well Jimmy, looks like you've got yourself a case of the poo bees."
"....I'm so sorry...."

by Poobee trainer December 19, 2012

pudding poo

A shit that is the consistency of pudding. Too thick to be diarrhea but not in solid turd form.

I just took a nasty pudding poo. I need to lay off the spicy food for a day or so.

by ACRanger August 14, 2010

Poo Poo Head

The #1 MOST insulting insult. Has the potential to make your opponent commit suicide.

Bob: ur gay lol
Frank: well you’re a poo poo head

by Ymydadhittingmymomlol September 21, 2019

flip a poo

taking a dump so hard and so fast it flies out of your butt and flips in the air. Can also be triggered in times of great fear.

oh god, the last scene from paranormal activity made me flip a poo.

by zombie_66 January 14, 2010

Poo Lasagne

Usually found in college/university student accommodation.

Occurs when the owner of the poo can't be bothered to flush, and simply places layers of toilet paper over the top. And then the next person does the same. And the next, and the next...

Hopefully someone will flush the damn thing before it hits the ceiling.

"Jesus christ, there's a six-foot poo lasagne in there!"

by Pupu October 07, 2005

peek-a-poo

when a person walks into a public restroom looking for an empty stall; they peer through the crack of the stall looking for and empty toilet. The awkward embarrassing eye contact that the person inside and outside the stall make with each other is called peek-a-poo.

I was kind of embarrassed when I got peek-a-pood by a stranger in the public bathroom earlier today.

by jc bro April 17, 2011

Poo Buddies

Poo buddies: A bond of friendship, similar in meaning and action to "blood brothers".

Performed by 2 or more friends excreting fecal matter into their hands and exchanging a firm handshake or high five.

Can also be done by dipping your pinkie into your arsehole and then doing a pinkie handshake (also known as a "pooey pinkie")

Mum: Hi kids, if the phone rings can yo... uh, what on earth is that smell?!

Julian: Sam and I just became poo buddies!

Mum: What the...? You stupid little cunts!!

by I love clubbing seals April 04, 2010