Pie Merchant

A girl playing hard-to-get on a night out or over meeting up with a boy. Taken from the term "to pie" someone. (rejection)

Tony - What happened when you asked that girl if you could buy her a drink?

Andy - She said no! The Pie Merchant!

by JDogLikelyLad November 9, 2011

Sky Pie

When a gentleman decides to join the mile high club with his lady but, amidst the erotic action of love-making the gentleman accidentally creampies his lady.

"Hey wanna join the mile high club?"
"Sure *heehee*, do u have a rubber?"
"Nah bitch don't worry about it my pullout game is strong"
...
"Hey, yea uhhh I'm sorry but, I just sky pied you"

by Tim Rayner'a 3rd cousin August 4, 2017

K-Pie

When an individual squats on a key lime pie making an imprint of their genitals and then proceeds to have their partner(s) lick it off of them while bending over or via face sitting.

Do you want to come over this weekend for some K-pieing? The neighbors just made a fresh batch of key lime pies!

by Ripperroo5000 March 19, 2022

A Portland pie

When a street urchin smashes out all the windows of your car coating the interior with broken glass/“pie crust” then drops a

duece/“pie filling” all over the inside of your vehicle and leaves it to bake in the sun.

I went in the store for 15 minutes and when i came out someone had turned my ford escape into a Portland pie.

by Feral fecal photos August 30, 2023

poke the pie

Where an individual (male/female) inserts, either purposely or accidentally, a part of their body into someone elses fanny.

Mell accidentally poked Jess's pie.....

Noooooooo don't poke the pie

by Victor lololol December 25, 2007

Sweetest Pie

One who refers to their "hoo-hah" as being sweet.

You have one of the sweetest pies I've ever tasted!

by Saucy Pilot March 28, 2022

Pie Fucking

The act of fucking a pie.

"I went into John's room last night. And there he was, just pie fucking an apple pie. It was disgusting."

by 3nn December 16, 2008