cum on the floor

Quickly standing up prior too ejaculation due to a lack of tissues and/or socks to cum on.
Abbreviation COTF

"oyyyy brah, couldn't find mi cum rags so I COTF so hard it broke the floor boards."
"couldn't find mi tissues so I had to cum on the floor."

by Swag lord 24/7 x 11 November 3, 2014

floor whore

a cheerleader on the gym floor
ex:
1) basketball cheerleader
2) pep assembly cheerleader

karen is such a floor whore

by floorwhore June 2, 2005

walk it on the floor

To get on one's knees on the floor and move about in a circular fashion similar to that of a circus seal.

"Snap and roll. I'm out of control, but I do my thing. Let's crank it, man. It's getting boogie, folk. Walk it on the floor. I yuh. And I yuh. Yes, I yuh until I can no longer superman those folks. Watch me crank it on the floor. Everyone, gather 'round as I'm about to crank that merry-go-round. And 'round we go, as I crank it in slow motion. I'm going to either snap or die. Snapstar, you already know."

by 100 beers war April 21, 2008

floor seats

sleeping on the floor

hey you trying to let me hit that ..
nah...
well you got floor seats tonight.


hey.. i wanna spend the night with you..
you not sleepin in the bed with me.. you can have floor seats tho

by oldschoolpimpage April 1, 2009

killing floor

The bed(most commonly) or anywhere that can be used to have sex or "kill" the pussy(or dick).(ie, couch, shower, car, etc.); The bedroom.

Man! After the party, I took her to the killing floor.

All it took was 2 drinks to get her to the killing floor.

Girrrl...ever since I took his ass to the killing floor, I cant get him to stop calling me!!!

by nice_huh October 5, 2007

floor humper

a person that dances low to the ground is said to be a floor humper

hey look at jayde she is such a floor humper

by insurgent July 18, 2005

floor roof

the coolest fucken floor to ever exist... it is a floor that appears to once be a roof.. its as rare as a unicorn and if you experience one, be thankful.. floor roofs prefer to be kept in heated, flame filled areas

I got so crunk on my floor roof that i misplaced my unicorn

by floor roof scouter 2011 February 20, 2011