Water that is served from a bartender’s “speed rail”, the area or rack right in front of the bartender that holds the most used liquor and mixers, for easy access. Bars and pubs may offer bottled water, but the choice of rail water prevents additional recycling of plastic bottles.
Me: "Hey bartender, could I please have a rail water?"
Bartender: "You want that real water?"
Me: "Yeah, fresh off the rail!"
Bartender: "You want that real water?"
Me: "Yeah, fresh off the rail!"
by Lytestylez December 24, 2023

did you hear about Leslie!? last weekend she was railing the main vain on a cruise ship and now shes married to a 65 year old millionaire.
by Jerry Himself August 2, 2017

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by Squeaxx March 16, 2021

Light rail didn't make the neighborhood cool, the neighborhood was cool when it was a blue collar neighborhood, then the light rail gentrified the area.
by The Original Agahnim October 13, 2021
