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National Fuck Day

June 9
The day in which couples (gay or straight) celebrate sex by having sex. The reason National Fuck Day is on June 9th is because 6/9 closely resembles the popular sex position 69.
Honey, today is National Fuck Day! Let's fuck!!!

If National Fuck Day is my half-birthday, does it still count as ABC Sex?
by E-Dog1209 October 2, 2016
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National Come Out Day

October 11, the day when most homosexuals, transgendered, lesbians, bisexuals ect. come out of the closet, or expose their true preferences towards sexuality. October 11 of every year is the best time to come out when you're anything but completely straight. October 11 is nationally known as National Come Out Day or National Come Out Of The Closet Day
Rayce: Hey Lacy, I've decided I'm gonna come out October 11.
Lacy: What's so special about October 11 ?
Rayce: National Come Out Day.
Lacy: Ohhhh. Never heard of it. Sounds like a good idea.

October 11.
Rayce: Kay Lacy. It's the day.
Lacy: Oh my gosh ! It's the eleventh already ?
Rayce. Yep.. I'm really scared. I already know I'm going to get bullied and shit for being gay.
Lacy: You have too many friends, my boyfriend loves you ! He'll make sure you're alright. Besides, you're on the football team anyways.
Rayce: Here it goes..
by BOOBIES Are My Life September 18, 2012
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National Moaning Day

Its on april 19th moan as loud as you can in school or at work and vs ur friends to be the best moaner
Hey дpyг it’s national moaning day ! (moans softly)

дpyг(Moans a little louder)
John Wicks (moans loud)
дpyг (MOANS INTENSLY)
*breaks peoples ear drums by moaning*
by Big nibba on that beat May 27, 2018
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National ask out a girl day

National ask out a girl day will be November 5, 2020. So boys, if there's a girl you've had your eyes on, Go for it! Don't be a pussy.
National ask out a girl day: boy "will you go out with me?" girl "YES"
by athleticsponge November 2, 2020
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national ava day

National Ava day is a day to do whatever an Ava wants to do.

February 17th is national Ava day

Made by an Ava (obviously) Giesbrecht
1: What day is it today?
2: It’s national Ava day!
by Fescus March 31, 2021
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National Quackity Day

June 12th is national quackity day.

let’s all celebrate the iPad kid on this day
“What day is it today?”

It’s national quackity day!”
by spicefoodgood April 25, 2021
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