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Office Drunk

Someone who has consumed enough alcohol to become somewhat violent or giddy in the work space, anyone who discover this will instantly hate this person as they were not invited to participate.

This word can be both an insult or complement.
Who is laughing so much... oh hehe its Jill she's the office drunk, love her.

or

Who threw that laptop across the room?
It was Bill he's such an office drunk, I hate him...
by hale-hale April 30, 2010
mugGet the Office Drunkmug.

Drunk Darts

A drinking game consisting of a dart board and beer.
Rules:
- drink if you lose a game of 3 darts a piece
- drink if you miss the board
- if you miss the board 3 times in a row, chug your beer.

- a dart landing on the black counts as a negative score of the number it lands outside of
- a dart landing outside the wire, but still landing on the black portion of the board counts as triple negative.

- when beers are almost finished, the loser must get the next round of beers, thus being shunned and humiliated.

Created by B. Tiberius Flynn & Dert Derty Mcgerty Cardace

YES
Tiberius never loses in drunk darts. Only if he wants to drink on purpose.
by Pabst Blue beer June 10, 2010
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Drunk Phoning

While drunk, you phone someone you can't talk to sober (because of bad past-times or because you haven't got the balls) and talk nonsense to them until they either put the phone down, or agree to have sex with you.
1. "Dude, I am so wasted after drinking that whole crate"
2. "I know man, what can we do now?"
3. "Dude, let's do some Drunk Phoning!
4. "YEAH!, Lets call your mum"
by MetalCactuar May 10, 2011
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The Drunk Lottery

Finding money you forgot you had in your pants pockets sometime after wearing them out on a drinking binge.
Grace thought she was broke but she found thirty eight dollars in her pants pockets from the other night at the bar. She was a little too stoked. Like she won the drunk lottery.
by Frank De'Checko June 19, 2010
mugGet the The Drunk Lotterymug.

Music Drunk

When your brain is all mixed up because you've been playing a musical instrument too long, or listening to music too long.
Joseph was so music drunk he couldnt put complete sentences together.
by sugarcakesandcupcakes December 30, 2011
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kayak drunk

The art of drinking such a perfect amount of alcohol that one does not black out, throw up, or die. However, there is one constant when being KAYAK drunk which is the fact that said individual will end up throwing a kayak at another living human.
Friend #1:“Dude, how did you chip your tooth?”

Friend #2: “I spent a week at my buddy’s lake house and we got kayak drunk. The thing hit me right in the face.”
by Adele is fat September 19, 2019
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drunk elbow

When you are so drunk that you lose control of your whole arms.
Friend 1: Misses entire rack in beer bong.

Friend 2: Holy shit you have really bad drunk elbow!

Friend 1: *Drops drink*

Friend 2: "Woah watch your drunk elbow!"
by JMUnation March 29, 2015
mugGet the drunk elbowmug.

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