Noah

A candian man who constantly beats his dick to hentai and plays fortnite with traps. Is from Canada but now is an American fuckboy with sideburns and off-brand gucci.

American
"That is one icy nigger right there."

Canadian
"Keep him we don't want him anymore."

Noah
"Nigger"

by An_American_AntifaMember March 13, 2018

Noah

A guy who eats pizza with cum on it, and chocolate milk that people dip their sweaty balls in.

Also a guy who dickeats your wrestling coach named Bru.

That dude need to stop dickeating coach, he’s such a Noah.

by Chilli cheese dude January 27, 2018

Noah

The supper Jewish kid in your grade that thinks he's the shit. He is a total try hard and has no idea where his life is going. His testicles are the sizes of edamame.

That kid Noah has a huge nose and only wants attention.

by Pegasus23 January 30, 2018

Noah

An amazing person. Someone who is nice, caring, sweet, adorable, caring, and understanding. He's never mean to anyone. He just wants the best for everyone. He's always there for you when you need him. He doesn't give up on anyone. Sadly people don't treat him nicely. He's always being left on "opened, Read, Seen". Everyone runs to him with their issues and never asks if he's okay or how he's doing. He stays to himself he's not into sex, drugs or alcohol like everyone else. In a relationship all he wants is someone who understands him, someone who doesn't get mad at him for little stuff especially something he can't control. He just enjoys the company and comfort. He just wants a good relationship for once but he's scared of getting cheated on or done dirty again. He's been hurt so many times he's scared it going to happen again. You just have to be there for him because nobody else is. Don't judge him. He's a really good person and you should look past all the imperfections because deep down he's perfect. He's straight edge.

Is that Noah? He's amazing but I don't really talk to him I just unload my problems on him. I just use him to make myself happy.

by Clown🤡🤠 December 5, 2019

Noah

Any boy with this name is the biggest cunt in the universe. Shit hair, shit face. Walks round like he owns the place. Likely crys when is mum finds out he had been smoking gras. s

'noah is a real cunt'

by Honestlyys April 6, 2020

noah

mole king

wow noah is a mole king

by moleprincess April 16, 2020

Noah

A Pussy Nigga That Wants No Smoke He will always run and hide or tell an adult if you were to put fear in his heart he is the nigga u don't want to take if u were planning to jump somebody

Me:Noah u trying 2 pull up and fuck some niggas up

Noah:nah my grandmother funeral today

Me:ok

Noah: Caught on the snap at a kennedy fried chicken

by Noahpussy February 12, 2020