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valorant children

Just got racially profiled by valorant children
by MPan1 December 12, 2022
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YOUR Children

Zere not YOUR children... Zere OUR children...
Hym "Yeah, see, but you're not communist about YOUR children... You're communist about children in general. Look at Matt's little Catholic dwarf conniption fit over the drag queens. Are they subjecting your kids to sex, Matt? Or are they subjecting your kids to men dressed like clown-women? Because I don't think of sex when I see drag queens Matt. You know what I though the last time I saw a drag queen? I thought 'Is that Ru Paul's drag race?... Oh, yup. That's still coming out with episodes?' And then I went outside and ate some gummy worms and had a cigarette. And I didn't think about drag queens again until now. Your kids are home schooled. So the kids you're talking about aren't even yours! I mean, coming from a guy who obsesses over the idea of other people imposing their worldview on his kids, you sure do like imposing your worldview on other people's kids. And in the form of jailing drag queens no less! That's nuts! You're a fucking nut job! You know, you guys didn't seem this crazy back in 2017. This got very dystopian very quickly."
by Hym Iam January 7, 2023
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Children

Nose-picking, booger-eating, germ-spreading, defiant little farts who cry for no frickin reason at all. (A.K.A. smaller humans).
bob: y is them children screamin all the time!!!
by Clill Binton October 17, 2019
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children

little pieces of shit who are somehow always sticky and who throw hissy fits over the tiniest inconvenience
“awh when are you gonna have children??”
NEVER fml i despise them”
by mooimaria November 21, 2021
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Children

Mmm, children! How delicate and delicious!
by Pasta. November 19, 2021
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Dumb children

"Wow those are some dumb children"
by Idefinewordscauseican September 6, 2021
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children

children is a plural word
these children are tasty children is child plural
by grandmastinkslol September 13, 2021
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