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Get the valorant children mug.Hym "Yeah, see, but you're not communist about YOUR children... You're communist about children in general. Look at Matt's little Catholic dwarf conniption fit over the drag queens. Are they subjecting your kids to sex, Matt? Or are they subjecting your kids to men dressed like clown-women? Because I don't think of sex when I see drag queens Matt. You know what I though the last time I saw a drag queen? I thought 'Is that Ru Paul's drag race?... Oh, yup. That's still coming out with episodes?' And then I went outside and ate some gummy worms and had a cigarette. And I didn't think about drag queens again until now. Your kids are home schooled. So the kids you're talking about aren't even yours! I mean, coming from a guy who obsesses over the idea of other people imposing their worldview on his kids, you sure do like imposing your worldview on other people's kids. And in the form of jailing drag queens no less! That's nuts! You're a fucking nut job! You know, you guys didn't seem this crazy back in 2017. This got very dystopian very quickly."
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