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When the woman shoves a Subway sandwich up your ass while giving you a blowjob. This occurs only when you yell "EAT FRESH"
by Carl, god of all that is holy March 01, 2018
Jarely is the most amazing person you will meet. They’re kind and sweet and will legit move mountains for you. They tend to not get the love they deserve so make show you show them their much needed appreciation
Jarely: *exists*
Everyone Else: wow 😯
Her overly protective and possessive bestie: FUCK YALL LOOKKNG AT
Everyone Else: wow 😯
Her overly protective and possessive bestie: FUCK YALL LOOKKNG AT
by You.Already.know.who.it. Is September 05, 2022
The most fattest bussy you will ever see, makes you cream when he walks in the room, and you will never be able to fall out of love with him.
Jared Hill is my crème de la crème.
by CrowningDickhead August 24, 2022
1}someone who is awesome
2}someone who is trully a cool guy
3} a Youtuber
5} a sexy guy who doesnt need a nuber 4
2}someone who is trully a cool guy
3} a Youtuber
5} a sexy guy who doesnt need a nuber 4
by FrostfireHBI July 11, 2017
by Baracoustic May 15, 2023
Jared! The homeless guy down the street! He got kicked out by his parents for no apparent reason?… Anyway he’s now working for Walter where he keeps accidentally breaking the sink, he’s trying to save up for college but let’s be honest he’s 23 and never gonna get in college. (He also looks kind gay)
El caca: Look, it’s a homeless guy!
Walter: No that’s just Jared (homeless guy).
El caca: Oh, Look! It’s Jared !
Walter: Yeah Jared, that homosexual.
Walter: No that’s just Jared (homeless guy).
El caca: Oh, Look! It’s Jared !
Walter: Yeah Jared, that homosexual.
by ELCACAISAPIECEOFSHIT October 29, 2022