Yeah, I went on myspace and chatted up this dude, then we met and he was actually 47 years old and he raped me!
by whyhellothere11 November 3, 2009
Get the myspacemug. A place where whores tell you that they get laid every night when in fact, the last boyfriend they had was that skinhead dude in the 2nd grade.
Me:Go fuck yourself
Whore: I DON'T NEED TO I HAVE A BF FOR THAT (the whore is only 13)
Me:Who would wanna fuck a dumb bitch like you
Whore:FINE I ADMIT IT I GOT LAID BY MY MOTHER HAPPY NOW!!
*Whore proceeds to spam my myspace with useless comments*
Whore: I DON'T NEED TO I HAVE A BF FOR THAT (the whore is only 13)
Me:Who would wanna fuck a dumb bitch like you
Whore:FINE I ADMIT IT I GOT LAID BY MY MOTHER HAPPY NOW!!
*Whore proceeds to spam my myspace with useless comments*
by dangyoufugly April 20, 2008
Get the myspacemug. a place for girls and guys to get addicted to and act toally odd and frendships are made and there is A LOT of drama...but its fun!A place for stalkers to find new prey, a place that will change your life...yet its the best place EVER
Girl#1: OMFG Y AM I NOT ON UR TOP 150??? am i NOT important
GIRL#2: OMG NO just not as important as mike
Girl#1: You met him YESTERDAY..w.e
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OMG my myspace jsut got deleted!!
by who
i DONT KNOW!!!
wow, well just make a new one... and this time you can be a 20 year old who wants to date!!
yay!!!
GIRL#2: OMG NO just not as important as mike
Girl#1: You met him YESTERDAY..w.e
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OMG my myspace jsut got deleted!!
by who
i DONT KNOW!!!
wow, well just make a new one... and this time you can be a 20 year old who wants to date!!
yay!!!
by marlborough is better than you[marymount] December 24, 2008
Get the myspacemug. by Hauntingly Delicious April 4, 2009
Get the myspacemug. A website for insecure people. "A place for friends"....or more like "A place for people who need friends." It's a website where everyone adds anyone within a 879847 mile radius from them. It's a place for old men to creep up on little girls. Or for people to become "myspace pals" with somebody who is really 40 years older than you thought. Everyone reads everyone elses comments and checks everyone elses top friends. People who use this website tend to update their profile every week, because they have no life.
person 1: "omg! becky took me off her top friends!"
person 2: "omg really? are you still on her profile?"
person 1: "no...i think she hates me."
person 3: "wow guys...it's just myspace, chill."
person 2: "omg really? are you still on her profile?"
person 1: "no...i think she hates me."
person 3: "wow guys...it's just myspace, chill."
by aprilsays April 1, 2009
Get the Myspacemug. Myspace.com is a fun, social networking site that lets you talk to friends, post pictures and blogs, and design a profile of your self using HTML. This site is fun and is a great place to make friends, learn HTML, listen to music, promote a band, and mostly, keep in touch with friends.
However, people think that it is smart and cleaver to completely hate and over-stereotype myspace. To them, if you have a myspace you are "emo", take slutty half nude pictures, try to get tons of friends to look cool, and whore your self in attempt to get more friends/comments. This is true sometimes but a lot of people on it really don't do those things and like to talk to their real friends.
Yes, it can be annoying at times to see all of the slutty pics and whoring bulletins, but it is worth it to keep in touch with friends and is a heck of a lot faster than snail mail. And if you DO have over a hundred friends and a well designed page, it does not mean that you know none of those people and just want to look cool.
And for the people that think myspace is full of perverts and stalkers, thats only a problem if you are dumb and provide your phone number ON your profile or respond to any messages from 40 year old men in a different states saying, "Hey your hot, want to chat?".
Overall, myspace is a great site that gets shadowed way too much by stereotyping and bad stories on the news. Myspace is a great place and is very fun but if you have bad things to say about it or hate it, DON'T GET A FREAKING MYSPACE! It's that simple!
However, people think that it is smart and cleaver to completely hate and over-stereotype myspace. To them, if you have a myspace you are "emo", take slutty half nude pictures, try to get tons of friends to look cool, and whore your self in attempt to get more friends/comments. This is true sometimes but a lot of people on it really don't do those things and like to talk to their real friends.
Yes, it can be annoying at times to see all of the slutty pics and whoring bulletins, but it is worth it to keep in touch with friends and is a heck of a lot faster than snail mail. And if you DO have over a hundred friends and a well designed page, it does not mean that you know none of those people and just want to look cool.
And for the people that think myspace is full of perverts and stalkers, thats only a problem if you are dumb and provide your phone number ON your profile or respond to any messages from 40 year old men in a different states saying, "Hey your hot, want to chat?".
Overall, myspace is a great site that gets shadowed way too much by stereotyping and bad stories on the news. Myspace is a great place and is very fun but if you have bad things to say about it or hate it, DON'T GET A FREAKING MYSPACE! It's that simple!
Person: Hey, do you have a myspace?
Me: Yeah.
Person: EEEEW MYSPACE NERD!!! GO CUT YOURSELF EMO FAG!!!!!
Me: (whips out shotgun)
Me: Yeah.
Person: EEEEW MYSPACE NERD!!! GO CUT YOURSELF EMO FAG!!!!!
Me: (whips out shotgun)
by Stephen September 1, 2008
Get the myspacemug. a website where most people spend there usless time.
they get excited over new comments, and new picture comments, messages and friend requests.
well i knoq i sure do.
they get excited over new comments, and new picture comments, messages and friend requests.
well i knoq i sure do.
by Alex Tunnell January 5, 2007
Get the myspacemug.