The last day of a boys trip long weekend, also known as day of the dead. Typically involves packing up suitcase still drunk, rushing for flight back home, with afternoon filled with fear and self loathing about getting home to spouse and then tackling the prospect of work tomorrow.
I look forward to this trip all year, but I gotta say, Bxner Monday is a day that I wish didn’t exist.
by JYYYYY May 9, 2019
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Get the molester monday mug.male Monday is the day where men get all the rights, despites the law. They can do what they want for 24 hours. Happens every week, and should be a big tradition celebrated world wide
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Courtroom:
Judge: You're convicted of rape.
Man: But sir, It is Monday
Man: ...male monday
Judge: Holy shit, sorry brodda, case dismissed
Judge: we love male monday
Judge: You're convicted of rape.
Man: But sir, It is Monday
Man: ...male monday
Judge: Holy shit, sorry brodda, case dismissed
Judge: we love male monday
by ChineseDictionary January 22, 2020
Get the male monday mug.What Mondays look like in many retail business. A day often filled with problems that were too small to bother customers on the weekends.
by Customer service clown March 2, 2020
Get the trash monday mug.Dirty monday is going on the sesh with the boys on Monday and sinking as many drinks as possible while having work the next day
by Lil.briggs May 28, 2020
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Person 2: what mineta monday?!?
Person 1: Oh it’s national eat a grape day!
Person 2: what mineta monday?!?
Person 1: Oh it’s national eat a grape day!
by Buttercup_9999 October 26, 2020
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