midget ninga

He lurks in the shadows.
He stalks through the alleys.
He hides under tables and chairs.
He is...THE MIDGET NINGA.

And he owns the night!

Hardened Criminal #1: Let us rob that old lady crossing the street.

Hardened Criminal #2: Look out! The Midget Ninga is here!

(the Midget Ninga mercilessly kicks their bollocks into next week)

Hardened Criminal #1: Ow! Now we shall be arrested, I suppose!

Hardened Criminal #2: Looks like!

(the police arrive and take them away)

Grateful Citizens: Thank you, Midget Ninga!

by Daviddd June 8, 2005

midget mafia

to be on the midget mofia u have to be the biggest "littlest" fages in p-town....every1 in the mafia is 5'0 130 pounds or less..the members gang names r v4l, stanimal, n last but not least pretty boy..

the midget mafia wanted to fight me so i tied my arms behind my back so it would be n even fight..
the midget mafia tried to take my milk money cuz there bottles ran out..

by crizzzakie November 5, 2006

midget farming

The planting of nuts and bolts, in the hopes of growing strong midgets to work as munchkins and fight the evil courageous lion!!

Hick 1: I just raped a goat!!
Hick 2: I work on a midget farM!!
Hick 3: midget farming is fun...

by William Shaklefurd March 28, 2007

midget rapist

Someone who is very annoying and/or stupid and has stalker tendencies

Dude: Aye bay, Let Me Get Yo 7
Girl: Can U Leave Me Alone, Damn U Midget Rapist

by Quanna November 24, 2007

brazilian midget

when a man/women eats a women out in a public place like mcdonaalds,walmart,mall,ect.

alex gave rose a brazilian midget at mcdonalds while waiting for his food

by twin916 April 22, 2011

Canadian Midget

Small or short person from Canada.

Oh my Gosh that is a Canadian Midget.

by Nicholas Bujold October 20, 2006

Green Midget

A Green Midget is a midget that's green and looks like a Shrek Jr. Most Green Midgets are easily upset and constantly whining about how hard it is being a short ogre for a living.

"Whaaaaaaaaaaaa! Oi oy hayt beyin a showrt baby shrek! WABABABABABA!"

Did you see that "Green Midget" walking down the street?
Yeah, that's Gorglamene, we call him Baby Shrek.

by OgreMingle August 31, 2018