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The Baz Method

Graciously sneaking answers off of your phone during an examination displaying enough poise and grandeur to make the individuals in your vicinity orgasm instantaneously.
Omg! He just used The Baz Method!
Clean up on aisle My Pants!
by BigBootyBaz July 3, 2024
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Noun: 1 of 1

The typical idiot's method of gathering false information from unreliable sources, and then regurgitating the information on social media platforms in an attempt to seem like they know what they are talking about. Often the misinformation is gathered from old memes, outdated comic strips, Urban Dictionary, and other drooling idiot's bias opinions. The unreliable information is then linked in a social media comment, message, or post, and accompanied with an air of certainty as though the person posting it has no doubt what-so-ever that the information is true. By seeming convinced that the misinformation is factual, an original poster of the Cameron Flanary Misinformation Method hopes to convince others that what they have posted is fact. Those who believe the false information to be true, are often lazy and complacent while unwilling to research further in order to find actual facts about the subject matter. The typical Cameron Flanary Misinformation Method practitioner is easy to spot in public; they are often inbred or mentally incompetent on some level, and spends most of their time breathing through their mouth and eating their own snot.

Common Synonyms include:
lie
fable
fabrication
fairy tale
falsehood
falsity
fib
mendacity
prevarication
story
tale
tarradiddle
untruth
whopper
bullshit
far fetched
ignorant
dumb
contrived
uninformed
smooth brained
The Dipshit's Bullshit Method
"I feel like everything that Jacob posts anymore is the Cameron Flanary Misinformation Method to mislead everyone who reads his posts. Is he really stupid enough to believe that people will fall for his bullshit?"

"Donald Trumps Twitter account in 2019 was a full-on exercise in the use of the Cameron Flanary Misinformation Method, and SO many idiots bought into every little lie he posted. I'm impressed how many stupid people had Twitter in 2019."

"Posting that you can recharge your cellphone by putting it in the microwave for one minute is a perfect example of the Cameron Flanary Misinformation Method. It only takes one idiot to convince other idiots that misinformation with no reliable proof or sources is indeed true and factual."

"Cameron Flanary was the world champion record holder for the Tide Pod challenge in 2018, when he ate an alarming 84 Tide Pods in 45 minutes, and inserted 39 Tide Pods rectally into his welcoming anus as suppositories in under 4 minutes; so before you continue to post some more stupid ass bullshit, you can shove that Cameron Flanary Misinformation right up your..."
by Factaxiom Facticus January 13, 2025
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stuporior method

A narcissistic way of doing something that the individual
believes is infinitely superior, which is actually quite
stupid.
Daniel mortgaged his home to play his new can't miss
stock market system, and soon declared bankruptcy.
That's what I call a stuporior method.
by goldandsilverowner August 14, 2010
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Raghav Method

After a party, your friend wants to go to the dorm of a girl you're also into so you follow them home and keep watch to make sure that she's safe. Also after this is over, you realize that she doesn't live there. And a couple days later, she texts you "don't contact me".
Bro ran raghav method, LMAO
by john-13241 April 27, 2024
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the goon method

the act of intentionally not studying for an exam. Only to realize the capitalist system is designed to instill fear to those who don't study. Thus studying for 30 minutes before the exam. Realizing 30 minutes is plenty of time and 8 hours is unnecessary and depressing.
Gooning is an effective way of conserving time, energy, and mind. You will study less, absorb more, and have more time for self-betterment. I present to you the goon method.

person A:"did you hear Kula failed that exam"
person B: "I heard he studied for like 2 days straight for that"
person A: " he clearly hasn't mastered the method the goon"

the act of intentionally not studying for an exam. Only to realize the capitalist system is designed to instill fear to those who don't study. Thus studying for 30 minutes before the exam. Realizing 30 minutes is plenty of time and 8 hours is unnecessary and depressing.
by GoonMethod April 19, 2018
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This is when the baby daughter sucks on her father dick to get sperm out to drink it for milk or the baby son sucks on his mother nipples to suck semen out of it for milk to drink for nourishment. Until it can eat solid foods
Na’vi’a baby nursing method is used by all her race. They say she’s a genius and revered like a god to be the best of them. She feels better than everyone else and don’t think highly of anyone else especially because of this method she started 6 years ago and everyone been doing it. How are the babies now?
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Door Method

A method of sucking your own dick where you sit upside down against a door and open it to force yourself into an acute dick-sucking angle
I just saw this video on Reddit where a gu—”
“I want to suck my own dick and cum in my gullet”
“what”
“door method”
by sloupey April 9, 2023
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