He has a twin brother who sucks pee pee and his mom sucks pee pee because it runs in the family,he also enjoys throwing it back because his mom a th*t and he is dumb as a box of rocks
by Stopstop123 May 28, 2018

fatass whale who can only hurt people by sitting on them. His fake ass whale ass will never have friends.My name cash a woo-woo!
by 𝓑𝓲𝓰 𝓑𝓸𝓲 March 26, 2019

by the-definer69 May 19, 2022

Wanneer iemand Mitchel heet betekend dit dat je beter kan oppassen voor de 23cm lange kitspuit achter zijn gulp.
Alle mannen moeten hun vrouwtjes in het nest verstoppen voor hun gezicht geglazuurd is met een 2cm dikke laag liefdescream.
Alle mannen moeten hun vrouwtjes in het nest verstoppen voor hun gezicht geglazuurd is met een 2cm dikke laag liefdescream.
by Titomakanii November 22, 2021

The phenomenon which occurs when a Mitch consumes copious volumes of the HULK, a mix of WKD and Stella, for however long they remain conscious. It is usually characterized by off-beat dancing, the stripping of clothes, the groping of grannies, general sloppiness, obscene behaviour and inappropriately touching oneself.
Jonny: "Dude, why is that person groping that old lady and drinking green liquid"
Dude: "OMG, they are Mitchell Bourner Wasted"
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Jonny: "Dude, you should have seen that man at the club the other night. He had like, fifteen shots of Jager and then started taking his clothes off and groping himself, super sloppy"
Dude: "OMG, they are Mitchell Bourner Wasted"
Dude: "OMG, they are Mitchell Bourner Wasted"
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Jonny: "Dude, you should have seen that man at the club the other night. He had like, fifteen shots of Jager and then started taking his clothes off and groping himself, super sloppy"
Dude: "OMG, they are Mitchell Bourner Wasted"
by Bitch_tits_bourner December 20, 2024

Mitchell loves clash royale, he likes to fuck all of the different cards and gets gang banged multiple times a day by hog riders. some may call him a cock rider. He also looks like a goblin giant.
" Omg look at mitchell Van Hoof, he has cum all over his face from the hog riders. He is such a cock rider."
by footballnerd69 May 16, 2022
