A beslobbering cockard strumpet.
What once was a whole wall will now become hollow in the presence of this woman. Hang a large sprinkled chocolate cookie in your windowsill to summon her. Leave a dollar under your pillow and she’ll bring you tooth that’s passed through her. Be weary for if you approach her alone, you’ll be greeted with a moist phrase or two. If you’re stuck on a conversation starter, ask her about Ken, she’ll ramble on for days. If you dare to challenge her, you’ll end up in a wooden onesie. Can be observed splooting during the summer months in her backyard.
What once was a whole wall will now become hollow in the presence of this woman. Hang a large sprinkled chocolate cookie in your windowsill to summon her. Leave a dollar under your pillow and she’ll bring you tooth that’s passed through her. Be weary for if you approach her alone, you’ll be greeted with a moist phrase or two. If you’re stuck on a conversation starter, ask her about Ken, she’ll ramble on for days. If you dare to challenge her, you’ll end up in a wooden onesie. Can be observed splooting during the summer months in her backyard.
by Meepboop September 22, 2022
Get the Leah Hainesmug. leah is a stinky and emo girl,she wears fox pants and she has horses all over her room she is a emo horse girl she thinks everyone likes her but shes tripping nobody is inlove with a horse girl like her she wears a grey shirt with a chain connected to a emoji.
by lil snoop dog March 12, 2022
Get the leahmug. Leah wilson, a truly amazing girl, one who will bring light in the dark, one who brings joy in sadness, one who brings love in despair, men could only dream of a girl this pretty, her face, her hair, her body, all perfect, she is a one in a lifetime, she is beauty at its finest, she is talented in many ways, musically, she is smart, and can make you feel better in any situation, her smile the most beautiful you will ever see, her eyes, a dark brown, beautiful as they glimmer in the light, her hands as soft as a feather, she can put you right to sleep with her beautiful voice, she is intelligent as she is funny, only one could dream about her, you’d be lucky if you ever find a Leah Wilson.
by WowSnoopSogBruh October 13, 2022
Get the Leah Wilsonmug. by darealkevindurant3899 April 24, 2022
Get the Leah Driggsmug. a dumb bitch who dyes her hair too much, buf she has a banging hot mom. she has cool posters of nicky minajs huge voluptuous mommy milkers. shes a bitch but its cool ig not really tbh tho. shes hot, when she isnt asian, but shes asian. sucjs to be named leah!
by yoinkity yoink December 30, 2021
Get the leahmug. Leah is the smartest most amazing beautiful person you could know. People called Leah have a way of lightening the mood when someone is upset. Leah is beautiful but is insecure about a lot of things but she is definitely the craziest person anyone has ever known
by 1m1nsp1rat1onal April 16, 2020
Get the Leahmug. A sexy woman, normally smart and has big breasts, normally eats you right up but in school, she'll ace every test.
She can wear any clothes and still look perfect, she is kind and very friendly, she can smile at anyone and that person will feel like they're in heaven.
She can wear any clothes and still look perfect, she is kind and very friendly, she can smile at anyone and that person will feel like they're in heaven.
Friend: I don't like this shirt
Leah: I can have it
Friend: Ok
*Leah puts it on and looks like a goddess taking off her clothes*
Literally everyone: Wow
Leah: I can have it
Friend: Ok
*Leah puts it on and looks like a goddess taking off her clothes*
Literally everyone: Wow
by Leahrichu May 21, 2020
Get the Leahmug.