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Ligma

A very rare medical condition, very fatal. The only known case was with world famous entrepreneur, Steve Jobs.
Him: Hey did you hear Steve Jobs died of Ligma?
Her: who the hell is Steve Jobs
Him: Ligma Balls
by Lee, Jodie April 18, 2022
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Ligma

Very serious disease that only one "Maretwo" is known to have. Known to cause severe retardation, reckless gambling and something known as "Wobbling".
"Mare failed the orb again, what a ligma patient"
by hdgasop November 1, 2018
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Ligma

You have ligma!! What's ligma??? LIGMA BALLS!!!!!
by Hold my black balls July 21, 2020
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Ligma

A phrase that is used by an individual who intends to set up another individual for a "ligma nuts" / "ligma balls" joke, similar to "deez nuts".

The most common made-up definition of "ligma" is a fake illness / disease.

Synonymous with "sugma", also commonly referring to a fake illness / disease.

Other meaningless terms including "sigma", "shrigma", "enigma", "figma", and "pragma" are used similarly to set up "-gma balls" jokes, but are intended to be contextually synonymous with "ligma" despite the nonsensical phrase.
me: yo the doctor called. i have ligma
Dave: ligma?
me: ligma balls

me: yo i got a new enigma
Sally: enigma?
me: enigma qballs
Sally: enigma qballs?
me: Electro-Harmonix Enigma: Q-Balls for Bass
Sally: what?
me: ligma balls
by deadavenger July 5, 2022
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Ligma

When a fat man says Ligma run he’s trying to get you to lick his fat shitty ass hole so run and hide but don’t go near maccies
Fat cunt wanna Ligma

Man no everyone run I don’t want to lick his dirty ass hole

Fat man stomping around
by Pussy magnet 102 May 7, 2024
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Ligma

Someone says this when they hope the other person doesn't know the continuation of the joke .. example
Me: Ligma
Another Guy: What's Ligma?
Me: Ligma balls
Another Guy: 🤣😭😭😭

Ligma balls sounds like lick my balls..
Me: My girlfriend is going to Ligma tomorrow.
my friend: oh nice, but what is Ligma?
Me: Ligma balls
by L1GMA 8@LLS July 7, 2022
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Ligma

Ligma is a rare bacterial disease spread through bodily fluids and playing fortnite with someone who already has it. One example of a celebrity with ligma was Ninja, who unfortunately passed away.
Why hasn’t Liam Irwin been on fortnite in a few days ?
Heard he got ligma
Aw that sucks
by VeganChicken July 23, 2018
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