Jack

The most awkward person that has ever lived.

Girl 1: Did you talk to Jack at the alumni meeting today?

Girl 2: Yeah, he's still as awkward as ever...

Jack by jackisweird October 21, 2012

Jack

The name Jack literally translates to "wow the sex is brilliant" in a fuck tonne of languages. It can additionally mean "considerably long penis" and there has even been an urban verb to describe the act of masturbation, literally the word/name ... "Jack". He is great under the covers and really knows what he's doing down there. I mean wow. He is also the type of guy who doesn't run off money, but is sexually fuelled and chooses family over money. Most Jacks are abnormally tall and will knick your girl within a blink of a fucking eye. Oh and btw, they're great with their hands.

Jack: Hey, how's the relationship going?
Friend: You know about us? Hm. Well not great. She's cheated on me , coincidentally , with this bloke called Jack.
Jack: Wow that is a very funny coincidence. Her name wasn't Britney by any chance? Haha.
Friend: Yes. Yes she was
Jack: *runs away quicker than the speed of fucking lightning*

Jack by m_1987 January 30, 2017

Jack

He's one hell of a person. He is very outgoing and virtuous but he is also a player. If you know a jack you are lucky but be careful because he might reel you in to get what he wants. Be cautious because he is very smart and witty. He's an amazing friend but has a problem with only looking at one girl. If you are dating a jack I advise you to be cautious.

Who's he?
His name is jack,He's a player be careful

Jack by Theeyeofthebeholder July 5, 2017

Jack

A sloth who goes to our lady's . He had two cats but they both got eaten

Where jack go look in the food line tahts where he will be

Jack by Xoxoxoxo12345 July 10, 2017

Jack

Crazy mofo who will rek ur life...in a good way. Everyone talks about him but he doesn't realize it, is the hottest guy at ur school. Probably played minecraft as a kid. Is definitely the craziest person in ur squad and will beat anyone at physical combat.

Can do as many backflips in a row as you tell him to do before losing consciousness. Will attempt any challenge without question.

Will be the first to submit to any form of authority, and will most likely become a killing slave...prepare for the apocalypse.

A: "Hey, would you mind taking my pic? I gotta go backflip off that cliff."

B: "Yeah, sure dude. Ur such a Jack."

Jack by HOLYSHITCAPSLOCKISON December 5, 2017

Jack

This person is either a great person or not. Jack is an annoying person often and is very sarcastic (sometimes good sometimes not).

Sometimes Jack can treat a girl well and make her feel special. The girl will fall for him however she doesn’t know he’s a fuckboy. Soon she gets pushed over the edge.

But there are good Jacks out there. Keep looking!

Girl: Jack’s such a dick. Why did he change?
Boy: Idk. He’s a Jack tbh.

Jack by kitty doesn’t mess around ;) October 5, 2018

Jack

Somebody who can't get their own fucking ride. Seems to always be jacking off when he's needed. Thinks he's Mr. Steal your girl but just takes away your happiness and will to live. Has a twiggy body build and looks like a piece of paper if seen from the side. They will act buzzed after one juul thinking it actually caused their balls to drop. They make one good fucking wingman causing your looks to skyrocket from their noticabley big nose and Jewish physique.

Short for JACKASS

Bro this kid can never get places on his own, he must be a Jack.

Yo this kid thinks he can actually get my girl. This dick must not know his own fucking name.

This kid is "buzzed" After one whiff from a juul. What a fucking JACK

Jack by JJ73 October 6, 2018