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Josh

Most Josh's tend to be fuck boys. They're sweet in the beginning but can't hold a relationship. They're often found having multiple girls at once. All they look for is sex. Do not fall for a Josh.
Girl 1: Who's that dude over there?! I've seen him with 4 different girls today!

Girl 2: Most likely a Josh.
by therealtruthboutyou February 7, 2017
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He is an amazing guy who can fill you up in seconds with his big dick! No need for a condom... you'll want to live with him forever and have a family. Take in every bit of cum he dispenses because not everyone gets it!
"Omg Josh is so amazing, I will marry him and have a family one day!"
by Jpb111 February 9, 2017
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Josh, who drinks Starbucks and is a WeHo gay, is a basic ass bitch.
by Goosfraba137 December 2, 2018
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Stupid annoying faggot that no one wants to meet. Will try to ask a girl out and get rejected hard. Will tell his mom a girl likes him even though it's not true or some crusty deformed girl that looks like shrek trying to take a shit. Will tell you he eats healthy and then the next morning order a donut and taco bell for breakfast
by Madison rejected josh October 17, 2018
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The ugliest kid in school, no one likes him and he rapes kids.
Kid 1: "Oh man, have you heard what Josh did to that year 6?"

Kid 2:"Yeah I heard, he raped the whole oprhange what a josh."
by Joshisugly July 26, 2017
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Massive chin dribbling cunt who enjoys a good fucking off his papa. Proud supporter of gay sex laying claim to the quote "you dont know your gay untill you've had sex with a man". Often cancerizes conversation and displays many autistic traits when triggered. Couldn't go a day without Daddys cumshot in his eye but not after 6 oclock, thats his bed time.
by PuddleOfChromosomes January 9, 2019
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A uncontrollable demon of a 16 year old boy who only uses 5% of his power when he beats up everyone around him. He tries to get all the girls but fails miserably because of his retardness that shows very often. He has a voice of a 6 year old and is a ass person.
RUN!!!! Josh is gonna take your girl
by KINGPUSS February 13, 2019
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