January 19

On january 19th its national matching pfp day.

John: Why is everyones pfp suddenly matching today?

Nick: Cause its january 19th you idiot

by Odowjsxolakwkfidd January 17, 2021

January 21

January 21st is the day that you give your boyfriend a scrunchie

Boy:it’s January 21st
Girl: you know what that mean
Boy:Gimme day scrunchie

by LUE KEMIA January 20, 2020

NO Jacking January

No jerking off january. You may not jerk off to anything or anyone. It’s like No Nut November. Good luck gamer boys.

Boy 1: you she’s super hot.

Boy 2: too bad it no jacking January

Boy 1: shit.

by MonthMaker January 2, 2019

January 21

International Slap a Ginger Day

Person 1: *smacks Robert*
Robert: What did you do that for?

Person 1: Cuz’ its January 21, my favorite holiday

by TheWolfWhoCriedBoy January 21, 2022

[January 12th]

The day our King and Saviour ZAYN was born back in 1993.

A: When is your birthday?
B: On January 12th!
A: Just like ZAYN!

by sofiavda October 14, 2019

January 14

National ask your crush out day and they have to say yes

You: Hey you know what today is ?
Your crush: Yea, it’s January 14.
You: Well yea but no, it’s National ask your crush out day !
Your crush: Oh really now I didn’t know that.
You: Yea but since that is today I have to ask u something...
Your crush: Yea what is it ??
You: Will you go out with me?
Your crush: No sorry
You: but it says you have to say yes ..
Your crush: Ok fine. Your lucky I kinda like you back. 😏

by January 14 November 15, 2020

January 3rd

International kiss your girlfriend day.

"Hey it's January 3rd, go kiss your girl", exclaimed Dathenen.
"But I don't have a gf, I want to end it all", cried Segway.
"NO BITCHES?💀💀💀", shouted Dathenen.
"L BOZO + L RIZZ", laughed Dathenen.

by _____CHOSEN_ONE_____ January 3, 2023